Fortunately/Unfortunately

Fortunately I don't waste my time reading old threads

unortunately, you won't be able to see what we wrote about you 😄

fortunatly anything that ever happened on this thread before now is to be ignored and never reconsidered, except for the part where I said I look just like Tom Cruise.

Unfortunately TH looks nothing like Tom Cruise

Fortuneatlily , I meant I look just like that fish Nemo.

Unfortunately for TH, that little fish like Nemo is cuter then he is 😛

Fortunatley Linds is not a stand up comedian. ❌

Unfortunately I am going to punch TH in the face 😛

fortuneatly since I look just like Orlando Bloom, Linds, oh wait, fortunetly since I look like Charlie Sheen, linds doesn't hit me. 😄

Unfortunately I lost my hamster so I had to go find it before I could hit TH

Fortunately I don't have ham-ham.

Unfortunately I dont know what ham-ham is

fortuntlay, ham-ham is a disease that only sober people get. That's why I'm drinking right now because I don't want ham-ham.

Unfortunately Im not drinking right now so I am vulnerable ✅

Frotlulabably, you are on acid.

Unfortunately I m actually on Ecstasy

Fortunatley I have a massage table.

Unfortunately I have to pay for my massage

frotlnalobatry, I give free massages to chicks on E. No tick'lin or noth'in, unless told to.

Unfortunately my trip on Ecstasy has already faded