Fortunately/Unfortunately

unfortunately i dont know whether this post should be fortunate or unfortunate as you people are confusing me.

Fortunately we have just gotten back on track 🙂

unfortunately it is the wrong side of the tracks

Fortunately there is no wrong way

Unfortunately even the right was leads to nowhere.

fortunately nowhere is as good as anywhere

unfortunately i dont know how to get to nowhere OR anywhere. 🙁

fortunatly you don't need to go there today

unforunatley i want to go soon

fortunately it wil still be there tomorrow

unfortunatley im leaving tonite!!!!

Fortunatly you still have most of the day to prepare for departure.

unfortunately you lost your finger and have to spend the day in the ER

Fortunatly you found it and the doctor sewn it back on.

unfortunately the doctor was drunk

fortunately we're all drunk!

Unfortunately we are gonna start throwing up soon

fortunately this thread comes with its own bucket

Unfortunately there is a hole in the bucket

Fortunately I just patched up up