Fortunately/Unfortunately

Fortunately you bump into the cast of Lord of the Rings while they are doing a few re-shoots, and Orlando Bloom is looking at you and drooling.

Unfortunately I find Orlando Bloom very un-attractive looking

Fortunately he isn't attracted to you either. He was actually looking at the roast beef you were carrying.

Unfortunately I wasnt carrying Roast Beef, I was carrying a live chicken

Fortunatly, Orlando makes sweet love to the chicken! 😕

Unfortunately it jumped up and bit him in the face during the love making

fortunatly his blood landed all over you and you drowned.

Unfortunately I grabbed you and choked you to death before I died myself...................Oh wait? wouldnt that be fortunately???

unfortunately she's indestructible😄

Fortunately I kicked TH in the groin

unforunately he was wearing a cup

Fortuanetly I break my golden rule about beating up girls and I kick linds in the eye and she finally shuts up.

Unfortunatly, she lives.

fortunately she's tougher than you

Unfortunately TH is going to die soon

Don't you mean fortunately or have you changed your heart about me?

Unfortunatley, we're all going to die some day.

fortunately by the time TH gets back from his trip it won't be from ciggies😉

Unfortunately he wont be able to kick the habit

fortunately i have more faith than you

fourtanetly Lindsay died no unfortunatley