Fortunately/Unfortunately

Unfortunately I was so scared of that red hot poker that I peed myself 😮

fortunately it wasn't an actual red hot poker it was a just a poker

Unfortunately I didnt know that until it was too late

fortunately ya had an extra pair of pants 😛

Unfortunately they had yellow poke-a-dots on them

fortunately thats not the worst thing in the world... they could have orange bumblebees on them

unfotunatly they still had yellow polka dots one them

fortunately it was night so no one saw ya

unfortunatly my work uniform has polka dots on it

fortunately mine is jus' a white t-shirt an' jeans

Unfortunately I dont have a job so i dont need a work uniform

fourtunatly i have gotten the cheese wiz stain out of my unifrom

unfortunately it's still on your skin

fortunately he can wash it off at home

unfortunately he has no sinks

Fortunately he has a dog that likes cheese whiz

unFortunately it likes to bite him

fortunately its almost blind an' can't see that well

unfortunately it can still smell

fortunately ya still had the poker with ya