Fortunately/Unfortunately

unfortunately they sue you again

fortunately ya can't go to court do to the rabid dog bite ya recieved

unfortunately the bite you got somehow poisoned you

fortunately since you've been poisoned ya will never have to pay for the court hearings

unfortunately you have to pay the hospital for taking the posion out

fortunately you love the taste of charcoal

unfortunately do to this, your teeth are no a permant shade of black

fortunately there are crest white strips

unfortunately due to the court bills you're flat broke

Fortunate i lend you some money.

unfortunately it was forign money that wasn't worth a dime.

fortunately, they do not really stuff cats in jars and sell them

unfortunately i already paid for one

forunately i wish i had a car

unfortunately cars are expensive and you can't afford one right now, except for maybe a toy car. 😛

Fortunately toy cars are just as good. 😂

Unfortuenatly they are hard to fit inside of unless you are a star wars action figure, which I happen to be!

fortunately you are a jawa so you're really small

unfortunately being a star wars action figure your arms and legs can't move very well.

fortunatly you are still a star wars charecter and can do anything!