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dgeniu
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Registered: Dec 2004
Location: on the move

Things SW characters will NEVER say...

Chewie: Hello!

Well, my inspiration`s on holiday.... stick out tongue

Anyone got any better ideas?

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Jul 17th, 2005 01:45 PM

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Lord Caltor
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Registered: May 2005
Location: Chester,England

oops i chipped a nail...

honny i sabered the kids

hey han lets go to the GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR!!!

Dont try this at home kids

umm i kinda blew myself up

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Atlantis001
The one without a name

Registered: Jun 2005
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Marka Ragnos : Now, I want everyone to be happy !

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dgeniu
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Registered: Dec 2004
Location: on the move

Kreia: Peace, man, peace! Don`t cry, lil kid, let me give you a hug!

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Jul 17th, 2005 04:00 PM

Fishy
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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: The Netherlands

Luke: Mesa horny, mesa wanna... eat cookie

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dgeniu
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Jar Jar: E=mc2. Elemental, my dear Jedi. (puffs his pipe)
Yoda(with fitting hairdo): Punk`s not dead!!

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Jul 17th, 2005 04:17 PM

chubbychipmunk
wut goes here?

Registered: Jun 2005
Location: United States

r2d2: yo, wut's up??

c3po: i swear to god i want to kill that mother f****r

ob1:screw this job, hey, bar tender! pass a whiskey! beer

anakin:i hate you padme

yoda:damn it!!!! y do I always get the wimpy, short light saber!! JESUS CHRIST!!

darth: I LOVE EVERYONE!! YYYYYYYYYAYYYY!!!!!

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"*laughs*. We got 'em R2"

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LinixCobra
Hablo Espanol

Registered: Mar 2005
Location: Yo hablo espanol

Luke: FOR THE LAST F**KIN TIME... I WILL NOT JOIN THE DARK SIDE SO STOP ASKIN!!!

Anikin: (flips over Obi Wan while his legs and arm get cut off) oh crap!!!

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chubbychipmunk
wut goes here?

Registered: Jun 2005
Location: United States

oh i got another one....

anakin: (after padme tells him she's pregenant)............oh ****. what are we going to do???!!! damn it, i knew we shouldn't of gone to the bar!!!

anakin: (after sidious talks n' stuff) "i knew it was you!! *flips off emporer* u can just shove that saber up your evil a**

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Jul 17th, 2005 08:20 PM

Darth_Rankkor
Shikido Master

Registered: May 2005
Location: Portugal

anakin (when sidious reveals himself): I knew it was you all the time pops but I've ot a better one for you old fa*t .... (drumrole) ... I am Plagueis you back stabbing son of a B*AT*H

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SS_181st_Snow
Flyer of the Wraith.

Registered: May 2005
Location: In my own head.

I got one.

Tulak Hord: You beat me in a saber duel!

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SithHappens
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Qui-Gon - We must obey the Council

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There is no passion; there is serenity.
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Emperor Revan
Most Powerful Sith Lord

Registered: Mar 2005
Location: The Star Forge

Jar Jar: Palpatine, I know yousa is thesa sith lord! *whips out a blaster and blows a hole through Palpy's face*

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Fishy
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Yoda: Fight later we will, need to take a shit, I do.

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Jul 18th, 2005 07:00 PM

Emperor Revan
Most Powerful Sith Lord

Registered: Mar 2005
Location: The Star Forge

Sidious: hey Yoda, you're lookin hot!
Yoda: That's it! I wasn't gonna kill you but that would be worth turning to the dark side!
*Yoda fries Sidious with Force lightning and goes off to conquer the Republic*

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Jul 18th, 2005 07:02 PM

((The_Anomaly))
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Registered: Oct 2003
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han: "im sure luke wasnet on that thing when it blew"
Leia: "no, he wasent, i can feel it"
han: "you love him dont you"
leia: "yes of course......."
han: "ok, ok! ill leave you 2 alone then"
Leia: "ohh no, its not like that......hes my brother"
han: "your brother!!??"
leia: "yes...my brother....i love him, hes a far better kisser then you han.."

han: ".................................." What the f**k?

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Darth_Rankkor
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Registered: May 2005
Location: Portugal

quote: (post)
Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
han: "im sure luke wasnet on that thing when it blew"
Leia: "no, he wasent, i can feel it"
han: "you love him dont you"
leia: "yes of course......."
han: "ok, ok! ill leave you 2 alone then"
Leia: "ohh no, its not like that......hes my brother"
han: "your brother!!??"
leia: "yes...my brother....i love him, hes a far better kisser then you han.."

han: ".................................."

continuing

leia: Don't worry han, we can do a threesome

HAHAHAHAHA laughing

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Jul 18th, 2005 08:33 PM

Protector
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Registered: Mar 2005
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Darth_Rankkor
continuing

leia: Don't worry han, we can do a threesome

HAHAHAHAHA

Countinuing

Han: I know

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Leia- Luke what are you trying to say
Luke- Well I was cleaning these driods and long story short you're my twin sister. Now if you will excuse me I have to turn our father to the light side.

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Illustrious
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Anakin [to Padme]: Damn, so much for contraception.

Windu [to Anakin]: Hey, old buddy, want to go buy some death sticks?
Obi-Wan: Did I hear deathsticks?

Sidious [to Windu]: Arrgh, I knew I shoulda used Energizer.

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