Things SW characters will NEVER say...

Chewie: Hello!

Well, my inspiration`s on holiday.... 😛

Anyone got any better ideas?

oops i chipped a nail...

honny i sabered the kids

hey han lets go to the GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR!!!

Dont try this at home kids

umm i kinda blew myself up

Marka Ragnos : Now, I want everyone to be happy !

Kreia: Peace, man, peace! Don`t cry, lil kid, let me give you a hug!

Luke: Mesa horny, mesa wanna... eat cookie

Jar Jar: E=mc2. Elemental, my dear Jedi. (puffs his pipe)
Yoda(with fitting hairdo): Punk`s not dead!!

r2d2: yo, wut's up??

c3po: i swear to god i want to kill that mother f****r

ob1😖crew this job, hey, bar tender! pass a whiskey! 🍺

anakin:i hate you padme

yoda:damn it!!!! y do I always get the wimpy, short light saber!! JESUS CHRIST!!

darth: I LOVE EVERYONE!! YYYYYYYYYAYYYY!!!!!

Luke: FOR THE LAST F**KIN TIME... I WILL NOT JOIN THE DARK SIDE SO STOP ASKIN!!!

Anikin: (flips over Obi Wan while his legs and arm get cut off) oh crap!!!

oh i got another one....

anakin: (after padme tells him she's pregenant)............oh ****. what are we going to do???!!! damn it, i knew we shouldn't of gone to the bar!!!

anakin: (after sidious talks n' stuff) "i knew it was you!! *flips off emporer* u can just shove that saber up your evil a**

anakin (when sidious reveals himself): I knew it was you all the time pops but I've ot a better one for you old fa*t .... (drumrole) ... I am Plagueis you back stabbing son of a B*AT*H

I got one.

Tulak Hord: You beat me in a saber duel!

Qui-Gon - We must obey the Council

Jar Jar: Palpatine, I know yousa is thesa sith lord! *whips out a blaster and blows a hole through Palpy's face*

Yoda: Fight later we will, need to take a shit, I do.

Sidious: hey Yoda, you're lookin hot!
Yoda: That's it! I wasn't gonna kill you but that would be worth turning to the dark side!
*Yoda fries Sidious with Force lightning and goes off to conquer the Republic*

han: "im sure luke wasnet on that thing when it blew"
Leia: "no, he wasent, i can feel it"
han: "you love him dont you"
leia: "yes of course......."
han: "ok, ok! ill leave you 2 alone then"
Leia: "ohh no, its not like that......hes my brother"
han: "your brother!!??"
leia: "yes...my brother....i love him, hes a far better kisser then you han.."

han: ".................................." 🤨

Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
han: "im sure luke wasnet on that thing when it blew"
Leia: "no, he wasent, i can feel it"
han: "you love him dont you"
leia: "yes of course......."
han: "ok, ok! ill leave you 2 alone then"
Leia: "ohh no, its not like that......hes my brother"
han: "your brother!!??"
leia: "yes...my brother....i love him, hes a far better kisser then you han.."

han: ".................................." 🤨

continuing

leia: Don't worry han, we can do a threesome

HAHAHAHAHA 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by Darth_Rankkor
continuing

leia: Don't worry han, we can do a threesome

HAHAHAHAHA 😆 😆 😆

Countinuing

Han: I know

Anakin [to Padme]: Damn, so much for contraception.

Windu [to Anakin]: Hey, old buddy, want to go buy some death sticks?
Obi-Wan: Did I hear deathsticks?

Sidious [to Windu]: Arrgh, I knew I shoulda used Energizer.

poop 😐