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yo' mama so fat, when your dad wants to kiss her, he punches her in the gut and ride the third wave in...

Is so fat that she got hit by a car and she yelled WHO THREW THAT ROCK...

yo' mama is so fat she chased down the school bus because she thought it was a giant twinkie...

Yo moma is so fat, when she broke her leg, gravey came out

yo mama is like a vacuum cleaner...she sucks and blows and gets laid in the closet

yo mama is like railroad tracks, she gets laid all over town

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yo momma so fat her bllod type is Hersey!

yo' mama is so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil...

Originally posted by kalantiaw
yo' mama is so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil...

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yo' mama so poor she buys m n m's one by one... on layaway...

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo' mama so fat.............she's not very thin

Yo mama's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train
Yo mama's so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch
Yo mama's so dumb, if my dog was was as dumb as your mom, he'd walk backward and wag his head
Yo mama's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the cameras
Yo mama's so fat her shadow weighs a hundred pound
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctors slapped her parents
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving
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Yo mama's so poor they put her photo on food stamps.

Yo mama's so fat she went out in heels and came back in flip flops
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a toilet and pi$sed herself
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death

Yo Moma So Old when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock

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Yo mama is so hairy, when she was born the doctor said she looked like Chewbacca

yo' mama is so stupid that when her professor told her to do an essay, she f*cked a mexican...

Your moma so fat that when she goes to New York, people scream at her "Hey Taxi!!!"