The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Faunus3,287 pages
Faunus Boss

Blam.

HAHA 5000th!

Gideon Restricted

I hope you fall down some stairs and go out through a door and hit a tree and get run over by a garbage truck.

Elite Hunter Senior Member

Originally posted by Gideon
You want great fanfiction? Read Publius's works or (possibly even better) those of Blank101.

I never said they were the best though, like I posted sometime back "Yodakenobi" fan fiction in the "beyond the saga" forum is pretty good stuff. I've read his stuff a while back and I would agree. Is blank101 the guy you were speaking of that posted that OT AU from fanfiction.net?

Gideon Restricted

Yes sir, that would be him.

Faunus Boss

Originally posted by Gideon
I hope you fall down some stairs and go out through a door and hit a tree and get run over by a garbage truck.
So... go play GTA4?

Gideon Restricted

Shut up, fatty.

Faunus Boss

🙁

Elite Hunter Senior Member

Originally posted by Gideon
Yes sir, that would be him.

I enjoyed that story as well, but personally I rarely go there to read sw fan fiction there because more than half the stories I have an interested in don't get continued after 1-3 posts. The kotor stories are terrible for the most, most of them feature some type of ridiculously overpowered character(s) either Revan pwns all or the true sith or some Co just dominate everyone else. Plus the NJO forum there is virtually nonexistent and my personal favorite era of sw fan fiction is anything after the OT.

Faunus Boss

HOW DO I CHANGE MY USERNAME?!

Elite Hunter Senior Member
Originally posted by Faunus
HOW DO I CHANGE MY USERNAME?!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f13/t307525.html

Faunus Boss

Have I ever told you I love you?

I'm promoting you come January 2nd.

Edit: It'll be for a day, but a certain member here will react either joyously or violently.

Elite Hunter Senior Member

Originally posted by Faunus
Have I ever told you I love you?

No but your mom has on more then one occasion. 🥷

I'm promoting you come January 2nd.

What's my bonus?

Edit: It'll be for a day, but a certain member here will react either joyously or violently.

If he acts violently then I will smite him.

Wait, you forgot how to change your username despite this being your fourth name........... 😆

Master Crimzon Baby Killer

Hunter, there's a bit of a paradox here. What if you are the certain member? You may have no choice but to react violently. Which will mean you will be forced to smite yourself.

Now how the hell will you manage to do that?

Also, on the topic of Stover, the Revenge of the Sith novelization is still hands down the best SW book I ever read.

Elite Hunter Senior Member
Originally posted by Master Crimzon
Hunter, there's a bit of a paradox here. What if you are the certain member?

What if it's you? 😈

You may have no choice but to react violently.

Or I could react joyously......

Which will mean you will be forced to smite yourself. Now how the hell will you manage to do that?

I have my ways.

Master Crimzon Baby Killer
Originally posted by Elite Hunter
What if it's you? 😈

It's not. Wanna bet, madafaka?

Originally posted by Elite Hunter
Or I could react joyously......

What if it's something really, really nasty?

Originally posted by Elite Hunter
I have my ways.

Hey, just giving you a heads up. I could help you smite yourself if you really want to.

Faunus Boss

It's sort of Nebaris-ish, so I feel a little immature now. But it'll stand until I can find something appropriately badass.

Final Blaxican Restricted

Jesus. Everything's a ****ING TRAVESTY WITH YOU!

Faunus Boss

Shh. Rapist.

Final Blaxican Restricted

It's only rape if she lives to file a police report.

Faunus Boss

Originally posted by Elite Hunter
No but your mom has on more then one occasion. 🥷
*******.

What's my bonus?
Why the **** would you get a bonus?

Wait, you forgot how to change your username despite this being your fourth name........... 😆
I haven't changed my username in 1061 days. That's almost three years, SMARTASS.

[Originally posted by Rapist
It's only rape is she lives to file a police report.
Dammit.