quanchi112
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Someone needs to get sadako to the emergency room. His ******* is bleeding the likes of which I have never seen.
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Feb 7th, 2013 04:46 PM
NemeBro
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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Anton Chigur (No country for old men)
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Pippi Longstocking (Pippi Longstocking the movie)
(Fight starts with Chigur having to remove the nosselgun of his own gas tank cannister from his ass, but his hands are tied above his head. He is soaked in gasoline.
Pippi starts with 4 hour prep, and has a Zippo and 3 sticks of TNT.)
Couldn't Pippi beat Chigurn's ass in h2h with her freak retard strength?
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Feb 7th, 2013 06:48 PM
Sadako of Girth
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
Someone needs to get sadako to the emergency room. His ******* is bleeding the likes of which I have never seen.
Eyeballs? Yes they are after having read yet more asinine and inane drivel from you on my monitor.
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Feb 7th, 2013 09:31 PM
quanchi112
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Eyeballs? Yes they are after having read yet more asinine and inane drivel from you on my monitor.
You would think I meant eyeballs. You are so clueless I could never stay mad at you.
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Feb 8th, 2013 03:25 AM
Sadako of Girth
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I was being facetious, of course.
It was obvious that you were once again projecting your extensive butthurt on to me....which you always do. You literally zan not help yourself.
Anyway.. back on topic, please.
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Feb 8th, 2013 10:49 AM
Sadako of Girth
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Spock (Star Trek XI, XII)
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Darth Vader (Star Wars)
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Match starts with Spock fully amped up, with Uhura on hand to help him out when in danger, she has a Phaser, he has nerve pinch, is given full Vulcan strength, get unlimited shots at Anakin who cannot fight back here. He has no armour, no use of the force and his lightsabre is stripped from him and all combat and forcechoke feats are not allowed..Spock may also call for beam ups and orbital strikes from Enterprise should he lose.
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Jun 5th, 2013 05:32 PM
quanchi112
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Spock (Star Trek XI, XII)
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Darth Vader (Star Wars)
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Match starts with Spock fully amped up, with Uhura on hand to help him out when in danger, she has a Phaser, he has nerve pinch, is given full Vulcan strength, get unlimited shots at Anakin who cannot fight back here. He has no armour, no use of the force and his lightsabre is stripped from him and all combat and forcechoke feats are not allowed..Spock may also call for beam ups and orbital strikes from Enterprise should he lose.
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/...mp;pagenumber=2
Rematch thread.
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Jun 5th, 2013 05:33 PM
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"Concession accepted."
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Jun 5th, 2013 05:36 PM
quanchi112
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"Concession accepted."
I gimped Spock in your thread as well since he is unarmed.
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Jun 5th, 2013 05:38 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
I gimped Spock in your thread as well since he is unarmed.
This is a humor thread, stop trying to make it about you. You have several of your own threads you've done that in already. Go do your flips there
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Jun 5th, 2013 05:40 PM
Sadako of Girth
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
I gimped Spock in your thread as well since he is unarmed.
My other thread, you mean? Thats why you're desperately yapping at it's legs, trying to hijack them both to make it all about you.
I'm telling you, Robtards telling you, a mod may have to tell you soon.
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Jun 5th, 2013 05:42 PM
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ok
miss piggy armed with a mounted mini-gun
vs
batman with all his weaponry taken away and back still broken by bane, bound in doggy-style position with anal caliper at its widest setting.
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Jun 5th, 2013 05:54 PM
quanchi112
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
This is a humor thread, stop trying to make it about you. You have several of your own threads you've done that in already. Go do your flips there quote: (post ) Originally posted by focus4chumps
ok
miss piggy armed with a mounted mini-gun
vs
batman with all his weaponry taken away and back still broken by bane, bound in doggy-style position with anal caliper at its widest setting.
Both were gimped. Anakin still had precog and an artificial hand. Just let it go.
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Jun 5th, 2013 06:10 PM
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wtf are you crying about now?
that post had nothing to do with you. pretentious attention whore drama queen.
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Jun 5th, 2013 06:30 PM
quanchi112
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by focus4chumps
wtf are you crying about now?
that post had nothing to do with you. pretentious attention whore drama queen.
Let it go. Threads in which both are gimped can't be glossed over.
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Jun 5th, 2013 06:37 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
herp derp etc
stfu lady clown
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Jun 5th, 2013 06:58 PM
quanchi112
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by focus4chumps
stfu lady clown
Drop it.
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Jun 5th, 2013 07:00 PM
Sadako of Girth
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STILL at it, eh Quan...? Fine. Have it your way.
Gimping in regular threads is dumb and cheapens debating and thusly the forum.
Thats what this thread is for: a vacuum cleaner for shitty, gimped, pointless threads, as well as humorously unfair mismatches due to gimping..
Keep derailing it and trying to destroy it by attempting to make this about you and I'll have no choice but to report you.
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Jun 5th, 2013 08:26 PM
Impediment
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Like I stated in the other thread:
If we could all put our penises away and GET BACK ON TOPIC, please?
This thread is a light hearted one about joke mismatches and humorous outcomes.
NOT FOR DICK WAVING AND FLAMING!
"I win!" "You suck!" "You lost!" WHO F*CKING CARES?!
Use the social thread for that.
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Jun 5th, 2013 09:14 PM
quanchi112
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
STILL at it, eh Quan...? Fine. Have it your way.
Gimping in regular threads is dumb and cheapens debating and thusly the forum.
Thats what this thread is for: a vacuum cleaner for shitty, gimped, pointless threads, as well as humorously unfair mismatches due to gimping..
Keep derailing it and trying to destroy it by attempting to make this about you and I'll have no choice but to report you.
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/...mp;pagenumber=1
Attempting to gimp Zans mindset and relegate him to attacking a dragon.
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Jun 5th, 2013 09:20 PM
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