masterbruce
Senior Member
btw, this is how the fight went on CBUB
Callisto: Thank you Viewers at Home. And there's the signal to start! This match is underway!
Quinn: Wolverine and Spider-Man close the distance rapidly...
Callisto: Wolverine takes the first punch...
Quinn: Spiderman easily dodges...
Callisto: No Wolverine's blow was a feint!
Quinn: Wolvie underhand claw strike... The real deal!
Callisto: Spider Man dodges again...!
Spider Man: Awww c'mon yellow britches... ACK!
Callisto: YES!
Quinn: Wolverine triple feint!
Callisto: I never saw the real attack! Left claw leaves a bloody trail across Spider Man's chest!
Quinn: Blood in the sand! Crowd goes wild!
Callisto: Spider Man, off balance! Can't believe he got tagged!
Quinn: Wolvie tries to take advantage with a leg sweep...
Callisto: Spider Man easily leaps up... dodges... OUCH!
Quinn: Kick's Wolverine right in the skull!
Callisto: Spider Man dances back... he's limping.
Quinn: Bet he broke a couple toes, smashing 'em into Wolvie's adamantium skull like that.
Callisto: Wolverine looks hardly phased... he keeps coming.
Wolverine: Flamin' jumpin' bean, stand still!
Quinn: Spider Man goes for the web shooters...
Callisto: No! Wolverine rolls under the streams...
Quinn: Spider Man jumps high... keeps sprayin' the sticky stuff! Hits Wolverine!!
Callisto: Sticks Wolverine to the sand! He's just lying there... easy pickins!
Quinn: Spider Man lands beside him to deliver the coup de... WAIT!
Callisto: The moment he lands, Wolverine reaches out... strikes like a snake! Grabs Spider Man by the ankle!
Quinn: The sand gives him just enough play to move around in the webs.
Callisto: Spider Man tries to snatch his ankle back... Ha! Wolverine's hand is now super-glued to Spider Man's ankle thanks to those webs!
Quinn: The wall-crawler ain't gettin' away this time! Wolverine twists his wrist and digs his pig stickers into Spidey's leg!!
Callisto: The crowd goes nuts as you can almost see Ma' Parker's only son crying out in pain under that mask. How delicious.
Quinn: Instinctively, Spider Man kicks Wolverine in the head again!
Callisto: You can almost hear the rest of Spider Man's toes snapping like twigs.
Quinn: Spider Man, enraged, leaps onto Wolverine! Man, this is big action. The crowd can't believe it. Now, let's get back down onna field again for the Up-Close with James T. Kirk!
James T. Kirk: The brightly colored men... Fight! Like animals. The crowd cheers them on. What... barbaric... ritual is this?
Callisto: Yes, thank you Captain Kirk. It's a big sticky mess down there, but Spider Man has managed to pin both of Wolverine's hands down.
Quinn: Yeah, and that's a pretty big accomplishment considerin' one a' Wolvie's hands is permanently stuck ta' Spidey's right ankle. Ya know, Spidey would be, like, the ultimate Twister(TM) player.
Callisto: Spider Man uses his Spider Strength... that and the webs pretty much keeps Wolverine from moving an inch.
Quinn: Ref's out onna field now. He's slappin the sand, callin' the Ten Count.
Callisto: No, Wolverine gave it his best, but this fight is history.
Quinn: Well, least he gave ol' web head a couple nice scratches to keep him up at night.