Yeah, its the Maestro and Spiderman 2099. Hell, I just read up on 2099 and he doesn't even have a spider sense. I guess i'll just sit here with some egg on my face and continue reading what everybody else has to say.
Lol. So if a kid's bigger, older brother can't hurt me, the kid himself is going to because his punches are going to add up?
Spidey has NEVER thrown 'hundreds or more' of punches, which is what you're thinking is what it'll take to take him down.
And it isn't a single showing.
There are scans of Ares riding a nuke (or at least, a bunker buster) into battle. Crashing the Quinjet and jumping out, ready to fight. Not being KOed by Ultron's lightning. Not being KOed by Sentry (until he got WTFstomped lol). Taking shots from Skaar. One shotting Wolverine (who was of the opinion the fight would take a looong time). Tanking Rhodey's full armament. fighting Mikaboshi (and hurting her/him with his axe, which is standard equipment)
So no, I am NOT outweighing Spiderman's showings with Ares' showings. I am outweighing....well, whatever low showings you might be thinking of Ares, with Ares' higher showings.
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Spidey has not only hurt top tiers on multiple occasions but most importantly, he has strength feats outside of those to support those showings.
So to believe that Spidey won't affect Ares significantly (especially bloodlusted) is borderline retarded.
With that said, Spidey has many options with his webbing. He can blind Ares, grab Ares legs and swing him against shit, web his body up to slow him down further, etc. Spidey has king fu skills which amplify his SS and gives him combat skills. But most importantly, Spidey has precog SS and speed to not even be hit by Ares. Ares would appear as a slow moving turtle to Spidey AND his attacks will be known before they are launched. Imagine knowing when a turtle is about to walk BEFORE it walks.
People keep using Tank like it means something. What the hell does Tank mean? Does it mean "no sold" or "not affected by" or simply "not koed or killed by".
Ares Planck feat had more or less to do with his Godly ability to not be affected by time altering, and thus the feat wasn't due to his reflexes or natural ability to always see reality at those speeds.
Check my scans out. I will repost them here for your edification.
Short synopsis: Hercules swings him into a missile, which explodes. He is unphased, even displaying sufficient alacrity to seize andother missile out of the air, and throw it into Herc's face. With a pithy one-liner. Herc continues smashing Ares, hitting him 14 times through the Helicarrier. Ares just picks him up, and throws him (in the 4th panel, 3rd scan). When I used it, I meant that he was not affected by it. Bloodied, yes, but still having the presence of mind to catch missiles out of the air, catch Herc etc.
I like how people are using the times people have jobbed to Spider-man as proof that he can beat Ares, it would be like using all the times Deathstroke has hit a member of the Flash family as proof that he has near light-speed reactions.
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
I wonder if Carver would change his tune if he remembers how Ares and Skaar stalemated. Because that would imply Spiderman would beat Skaar. And we all know how well Skaar did against the Worldbreaker....
Also, h1, Ares/X-man were specifically said to be combating within Planck moments.
If we're taking high showings for spidey might as well take high showings for Ares. And he has some weird shit with his "God" status like creating entire continents just for the heck of it.
I never said anything about Ares low showing now did I? I never once low balled Ares, but I can't dismiss that Spiderman has hurt guys that could do everything that you said that Ares has done. Creel has given the Hulk a fight, and the Hulk would beat the crap out of Ares as we all know. I also acknowledged that Ares is a superior specimen in comparison to Peter. Spiderman has gone against Namor and he did incredibly considering being much weaker than Namor. Namor also felt his blows like Creel, Titania, and Firelord.
I am hoping that my bringing up Firelord does not make people feel the need to say that Firelord could have used his exotic powers against Peter. I realize that he could have finished Spiderman the moment the battle began. This is not my point. My point in bringin him up, is that he is physically comparable to Ares, and Spiderman hurt him with a continuous stream of punches in bunches. Not, (please pay attention) Not because Firelord could have ended it, but again because Spiderman is able to hurt characters above his weight class. You can lift over 35lbs I hope? But if I threw 35lbs into the back of your head at 70 MPH it would probably kill you.
And my point was that Ares has taken punches from people above Spideys weight class. A-bomb. Skaar. Hercules. Sentry. He wasn't Koed, even after multiple punches. Btw, I've never seen Spidey throw hundreds of punches.
Don't worry about that crap brother, I used to think that he had a spider sense as well, until Samzed pointed it out in one of his posts. When in doubt about the Spider people call Sam.