Yes I simply don't understand why someone sitting on you is enjoyable. Unless it's a chick doing some face sitting(no fatties).
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It is funny how he kinda follows me around. Yet has whined and accused me of doing it in the past.
I just think whenever Rob spots a thread that says the last reply was from me he hones in on it. Very flattering I guess.
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No thanks, I'll save the unveiling of the bearded dragon for the lucky lady who wins my heart, so it can fly into that cave and breath fire on the golden treasure within so new life may emerge.
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Kirk there is a simple question you need to ask yourself. Let us say you had a woman and a man and both were athletic, but only one could sit on you.
Who do you choose?
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I've had exactly one woman and man sit on my lap (by sit I mean jump onto) in the past 4 years. Both were playfully probing me.
Actually I had another non-gay (close friend) sit on my lap multiple times in public to try and humiliate me in public. He was too fat to remove physically so I just started making sex noises to make him regret his decision. It was pretty funny actually since it made him look like the bigger fug.
I already told you I have an appreciation for human physique. Think of the nude Renaissance sculptures. Nobody thought Michelangelo was a gay for creating David lol.
Calm the f down.
Both experiences were awkward when they suddenly happened.
Care to join in?
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I am calm..but okay now I get that you meant they sat on your lap.
Though FYI that is still kinda weird.
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Lol..okay, you're alone with both of them and nobody else around. Who gets to sit on your lap?
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Depends on my mood. The gay guy sat on my lap when we were both in playful moods; I had other peers around who were contributing to the atmosphere. I wouldn't call it sexual lol. Just two cubs playing.
If I was actually horny no way I would let the dude sit on me lol. I'd go straight for the chick and **** their brains out. No lap-sitting; straight to the goods.
And hell yeah I meant lap only. No way I'd let anyone (Even Raven) sit on my face. That's nasty.
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