Joke Time [Merged]

Respect to The Big Bad Wolf

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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why does michael jackson shop at k-mart?

because he heard boys pants were half off.

Woman goes to the Doctor and says "Doctor Doctor every time i look at me Vagina it starts singing Is this the way to Amarillo"

after a little pause the Doctor says " don't worry every c***s singing it"

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coldfire.....may i add you to my list 😄

Q: how did michael jackson get food poisoning?
A: he at a 6 yr old weiner

Q: how does michael jackson make his penis look bigger?
A: he puts it in a 3 yr old's hand

Q: what do McDonalds and michael jackson have in common?
A: they both stick their meat in 6 yr old buns

Q: whats michael jacksons favorite tv show?
A: touched by an angel

Q. why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. he thought it was a delivery service.

hystericalhysterical

"I always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said 'A truck!"

thats pretty messed up lol

What's the differance between a preist and a pimple?

Pimples only come after puberty. *Drum-roll*

"Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy."

This is for clean jokes only. No dirty jokes cuz most likely it's gunna offend someone.

then im afraid i dont kno ne jokes like that

me either

A guy walks into a building supply store and says
"I need some 4 by 2's"
the man who worked there said
"you mean 2 by 4's?"
The builder says
"oh yeah, that's right, 2 by 4's"
the man working asks him
"how long do you need them?"
the builder says
"a long time i'm building a house"
❌ ❌ ❌ I KNOW, BUT IT'S THE BEST I COULD DO WITH THE LIMITED TIME AND THE RULES AND ALL

Wanna hear a Dirty joke?......................A kid fell in the mud
Wanna hear a clean joke?......................A kid took a shower
Yeah i no it im good 😱

are there ANY funny clean jokes?

apparently not...you heard my attempt

I got one..but every 1 probally heard it already. The duck in the bar.??

Originally posted by rodeoangel
I got one..but every 1 probally heard it already. The duck in the bar.??