Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
go on
well.....ok. But it's old..
a duck walked into a bar and went too the bartender and said. " got any crackers?" and the bar tender said "this is a bar we don't sell crackers.
so that continued for 3 more days and the bartender said " if you come in here again I'll nail you beak shut!" so the duck leaves and the next day he comes back and says "got any nails?" and the bartender said"no." then the duck said "got any crackers?" ha ha. It's old.
Originally posted by rodeoangel
well.....ok. But it's old..a duck walked into a bar and went too the bartender and said. " got any crackers?" and the bar tender said "this is a bar we don't sell crackers.
so that continued for 3 more days and the bartender said " if you come in here again I'll nail you beak shut!" so the duck leaves and the next day he comes back and says "got any nails?" and the bartender said"no." then the duck said "got any crackers?" ha ha. It's old.
lol...wait!....i know one...it's not that good though...
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
hahahaha lame i know
Originally posted by Ladyluck
lol...wait!....i know one...it's not that good though...
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
hahahaha lame i know
lol. I get it.
Originally posted by Ladyluck
lol...wait!....i know one...it's not that good though...
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
hahahaha lame i know
ok.................
One day Sue...(a blond) walked outside and she was crying. SO her friend said why are you crying? and she said My mother died. So she drank tea with her friend. Then the next day the Sue was crying even harder. And her friend said...are u stil sad about you mom? and she said...no...I...called....my....brother...and...his...mother...died...too... lol.