Joke Time [Merged]

Started by Tired Hiker44 pages
Originally posted by Council#13
😆 yeah cause i posted it there! 😛

That was sort of the joke. 😉

Re: Re: The latest joke my Grandma told me!

Originally posted by Sorgo
Ur gr4ndm4 1s f*ck1ng 0ld sk00l, bizz4atatch!!111

Yeah, she's like 90 years old, genius. detective

Re: The latest joke my Grandma told me!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
This one is for all you Disney fans.

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time , which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little,which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him....(Oh, man, this is sooo bad, it's good)....are you ready?

This made him a Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

😆😆

Re: Re: The latest joke my Grandma told me!

Originally posted by ~*~pinkypie~*~
😆😆

My Grandma still gots it! 😄

✅ my mum just got a new comp and email

Originally posted by ~*~pinkypie~*~
✅ my mum just got a new comp and email

It's all over for you now. ✅ No, but seriously. I email my mom all the time. Before email, I barely called her and I felt bad about it. Email has brought us closer. Plus, you don't slur your speech on email after a few beers. 😉

no, but ure typins terrible 😛

😂 😂 classic. Yer grandma earned some coolness points with me. Woo.

Originally posted by Miss_Faye
😂 😂 classic. Yer grandma earned some coolness points with me. Woo.

I'll tell her. 😄

Re: The latest joke my Grandma told me!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
This one is for all you Disney fans.

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time , which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little,which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him....(Oh, man, this is sooo bad, it's good)....are you ready?

This made him a Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

#hilarious# Your Grandma Gets my tip of the hat

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
That was sort of the joke. 😉

Yup, i know! ✅

-=- The Joke Thread -=-

Not quote thread or Random thread or anything.

First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?"

Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."

The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

She does and gets a cookie.

The teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.

Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box."

The teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."

Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess.

He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me."

The teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."

😂

There's already one of these. 😬

IMO the joke's not funny either.

Is there?

So, Bloigen walks into a bar...

And says "I have annoying brains and I'm afraid to use them, so give me you're money and nobody gets brain damage"

So the bartender says, "Oh my gosh! A talking penguin!"

*looks at merged thread*
Told ya.

Joke: A Man and a woman walk...

A man and a woman walk into a very posh Fifth Ave furrier.
"Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims.

So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tries it on, the furrier discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000."

"No problem! I'll write you a check!"

"Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared."

So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, the fellow returns. The store owner is outraged, "How dare you show your face in here?! There wasn't a single penny in your checking account!"

"I just had to come by," grinned the guy, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"

😆 😆