Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

Started by brainchild811,019 pages

Spidey can get close enough to web Wolvies face(cutting off air). When he goes to cut the webs off, rip the muscles out of his forearms. Jump on back and apply rear naked choke. Spidey wins.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
I see the problem here and I believe I can help every one...

Below you can find the [b]Spider-man Protection Act, it consists of Wolverine appearances that have been deemed usable and relevant by Spider-man fans:

-Punisher v4 #16

Sighting any Wolverine appearance for use in a debated outside those there in listed (i.e. where Wolverine preforms to the best of his ability) is in strict violation of the Spider-man Protection Act and all violators will be labeled Wolverine fan-boys. [/B]

That's what it seems like.

I mean in his own comics wolverine is fast enough to deal with bullets all the time.

Against characters that are expendable we can show what he's really capable of. Against preestablished characters he's slowed down immensly, because he might kill the preestablished character. . .then we'd have to think up a way to bring the character back so as not to offend fans of the preestablshed characters.

Originally posted by brainchild81
Spidey can get close enough to web Wolvies face(cutting off air). When he goes to cut the webs off, rip the muscles out of his forearms. Jump on back and apply rear naked choke. Spidey wins.
Yes because it takes hours to cut the webbing off. 🙄

Originally posted by brainchild81
Spidey can get close enough to web Wolvies face(cutting off air). When he goes to cut the webs off, rip the muscles out of his forearms. Jump on back and apply rear naked choke. Spidey wins.

again...IF spidey does this......................IF............................wolverine's been shown to effectively fight blindfolded...just one of the benefits of being oguns student.

Has anyone else noticed the spacing of the claws where the outside two would be across the eyes and right under the nose?

Originally posted by Creshosk
Has anyone else noticed the spacing of the claws where the outside two would be across the eyes and right under the nose?

wha?

Originally posted by Creshosk
Has anyone else noticed the spacing of the claws where the outside two would be across the eyes and right under the nose?

Yeah and his arms... they are like at his shoulders and such

hehe just messing with ya'

I don't know who wins anymore. Both brings up points, and counters.

Originally posted by jinzin
wha?
Hold your hand up to tyour face and imagine there is a claw coming out from between each finger.

now hold you hand right in front of your face so that an outer most "claw" is right over your eyes. . where are the other two?

Originally posted by PimpXMaster
I don't know who wins anymore. Both brings up points, and counters.

yes this will seriously be an ageless debate like that damned hulk/juggy one..

Originally posted by Creshosk
Yes because it takes hours to cut the webbing off. 🙄
😠 I didn't even imply that. Relax guy. It honestly shouldn't take a man of Spidey's speed & strength long to demuscle(My word---use it and I'll sue) him.

wait am I holding my fist upwards or accross the outer most claw part got me....

Originally posted by brainchild81
😠 I didn't even imply that. Relax guy. It honestly shouldn't take a man of Spidey's speed & strength long to demuscle(My word---use it and I'll sue) him.
And it shouldn't take a man of Wolverine's speed to quickly free himself before Spiderman crosses those ten yards(yards?!) to preform the musclectomy.

Originally posted by jinzin
wait am I holding my fist upwards or accross the outer most claw part got me....
Veritcally so they are atop one another.

Originally posted by brainchild81
😠 I didn't even imply that. Relax guy. It honestly shouldn't take a man of Spidey's speed & strength long to demuscle(My word---use it and I'll sue) him.

you seriously think spidey could concieve that gameplan in about 10 seconds or less...much less....when it took you 224 pages? 😕

if spidey manages a big hit and catches wolverine off balance , spidey could just hit and hit and hit until wolverine gets unconcoious.i have seen him do that to alot of villains and it seems to work.

on the other hand if wolverine manages a lucky swipe and catches spidey then its all over for spidey. but im still leaning towards spidey since he has a bit of an advantage over speed and agile. plus hes also way smarter than wolvie. even if spidey is losing he could probably think of something to kill wolverine.

spiderman's got book smarts but wolverine's got better strategic thought process and overall battlefield intelligence....

also punching logan until KO has proven NOT TO WORK.....here....

Originally posted by spiderboy5
if spidey manages a big hit and catches wolverine off balance , spidey could just hit and hit and hit until wolverine gets unconcoious.i have seen him do that to alot of villains and it seems to work.
Do these villans have wolverine's healing factor and adamantium skeleton?

Because despite trying this multiple times Spiderman has never succeeded.

Originally posted by spiderboy5
on the other hand if wolverine manages a lucky swipe and catches spidey then its all over for spidey. but im still leaning towards spidey since he has a bit of an advantage over speed and agile. plus hes also way smarter than wolvie. even if spidey is losing he could probably think of something to kill wolverine.
Wolverine mas managed to hit spiderman claws sheathed on multiple occasions as well, once with the claws out. . .

And no more "he'll think of something" arguments, as he hasn't before. . .

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Originally posted by jinzin
spiderman's got book smarts but wolverine's got better strategic thought process and overall battlefield intelligence....

also punching logan until KO has proven NOT TO WORK.....here....

"I try to convince him to stay down"

"I can't let him up for a second."

"He'll kill me."

"I bash away with everything I've got."

"I'm hitting hard enough to wreck cars."

"I can't get him to stop smiling."