Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

Started by The Crab1,019 pages

Spiderman smacks wolverine with his big penis. Wolverine has a small penis because he is 5'3=Midget. I got scans of his penis, if you guys want to see some canadian penis.

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
"For when the lords storyline needed the impossible made possible it was done... For nothing was impossible to one who posseded the claws of six...."

".....and when the lord questioned reality it was changed... For his right was ALWAYS RITE..."

Taken from the book of our lord.....

What verse?

Herm... I believe it all came about when wolverine took a trip to a temple... in the temple he heard a croud of people doubting his acts and his works...

Then what? 🙂

well some concider the following fight one of PIS... after his followers bigged Wolvie up the group decided they would fight him.... Well they got there hands on some ak's and shoot the shit out of him... when they got board with shooting him the group left...

But when wolverine got up he explaned to his followers that he had lost that fight to teach them a lesson... that basicaly he could of won anytime he wanted to but he decided to hold back....

oh.... hail wolvigod... 🙂

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
oh.... hail wolvigod... 🙂

yup wolverine owns spiderman ✅

Originally posted by jinzin
DIZZLE... I'm not trying to cop out here.. all I ask is that we shorten down the arguments a bit.. (mainly due to time constraints for the holidays and such)

although.. again.. at this point I think you've displayed your position and argued it quite well..

though at the risk of sounding arrogant I say the same for myself.....

with my last reply to you I realized the same damn thing I told C here..

it's already getting redundant quick..

you think direct comparisons are not good to use...

I think they are...

nobody seems to be changing their minds so there's no further need to riederate.. this has been an interesting debate on understanding better where you're coming from.. I simply don't agree with your P.O.V. with that.. I'll just assume we can just agree to disagree on this particular instance.

Done and done. We could definitely go on for months, just on "Physics vs. Consistancy".

I agree, I think that, while people refuse to touch this thread because of "the retards", the debating here is typically WAY more intense, and much more intelligent, than 90% of the other threads on this forum. (props to jinzin, but slightly more everyone-on-this-thread encompassing)

Agreeing to disagree is always fun. In my private universe, Spiderman wins 7/10. In yours, I guess Wolverine takes a majority... I'm not changing your mind, and I've got way too much jackass in me to change my own. Whatever works, well done, good game and all that.

Originally posted by wolverine8888
yup wolverine owns spiderman ✅

New target acquired....

Species: Fanboy
Danger level: -17.5
Logic: None
Silver objects taped between knuckles: Probably

Eradicate immediately. Use of excessive force recommended. Get the hot wax, rusty scissors, and pictures of Wolverine hurting himself while trying to figure out why his claw was stuck ready.

Originally posted by Dizzle
New target acquired....

Species: Fanboy
Danger level: -17.5
Logic: None
Silver objects taped between knuckles: Probably
Eradicate immediately. Use of excessive force recommended. Get the hot wax, rusty scissors, and pictures of Wolverine hurting himself while trying to figure out why his claw was stuck ready.

funny. try it I realy dont care. i gott enough comic evidence saved on my computer to last me a few years

And yet...you can't actually share it with us when the time comes...

funny seeing how ive listed more comics on this thread then any one eles

Severe lack of scans, however. I can spout off comic numbers, too.

I dont have a scanner. look up the dam comics and dont be lazy. actauly read them not the stupid online bios that say shit about it.

Originally posted by wolverine8888
yup wolverine owns spiderman ✅

I remember that issue it was written by Hudlin if I remember correctly

I swear this guys worse the Chuck Austen with his regard to previously established canon and history and power levels and the fact that he's a crappy writer doesn't help either.

You mean to tell me the guy with the spider-sense thats so acute that it goes of when someone's lying to him, if someone is spying on him,or someone is even thinking of of harming him, and is the thing that allows him to dodge multiple machine gun fire is caught off guard and stabbed just because it's a training mission?🤨

Why would Wolverine all of of a sudden think that it would be a funny idea to gut his teammate someone he knows wouldn't be able to heal right away and could cause serious damage.
This is 616 wolverine not "sleep with your girlfriend then leave you gutted in the savage land" Ultimate wolverine.Wolverine is prick but not that big of a Prick in the regular MU 😆

And why would Pete faint because of blood loss this is the guy who's fought and been slashed by Carnage and still has continued to fight on,He's been shot and still has continued to fight on.

Something doesn't add up
I smell shitty writing and considering who it was written by I shouldn't be surprised.

The point is once again that Wolverine or Spiderman could get a even win depending on location.

Originally posted by Jose123
I remember that issue it was written by Hudlin if I remember correctly

I swear this guys worse the Chuck Austen with his regard to previously established canon and history and power levels and the fact that he's a crappy writer doesn't help either.

You mean to tell me the guy with the spider-sense thats so acute that it goes of when someone's lying to him, if someone is spying on him,or someone is even thinking of of harming him, and is the thing that allows him to dodge multiple machine gun fire is caught off guard and stabbed just because it's a training mission?🤨

Why would Wolverine all of of a sudden think that it would be a funny idea to gut his teammate someone he knows wouldn't be able to heal right away and could cause serious damage.
This is 616 wolverine not "sleep with your girlfriend then leave you gutted in the savage land" Ultimate wolverine.Wolverine is prick but not that big of a Prick in the regular MU 😆

And why would Pete faint because of blood loss this is the guy who's fought and been slashed by Carnage and still has continued to fight on,He's been shot and still has continued to fight on.

Something doesn't add up
I smell shitty writing and considering who it was written by I shouldn't be surprised.

funny how wolveirne has dodged machine gun fire. u ever think that maby wolverine moved to fats for him to doge? u act as if this is the first tiem wolverine has hit him. by the way three foot long claws going 6 inches into u gunna make u bleed hell of a lot more then a gun shot.

Originally posted by Jose123
I remember that issue it was written by Hudlin if I remember correctly

I swear this guys worse the Chuck Austen with his regard to previously established canon and history and power levels and the fact that he's a crappy writer doesn't help either.

You mean to tell me the guy with the spider-sense thats so acute that it goes of when someone's lying to him, if someone is spying on him,or someone is even thinking of of harming him, and is the thing that allows him to dodge multiple machine gun fire is caught off guard and stabbed just because it's a training mission?🤨

Why would Wolverine all of of a sudden think that it would be a funny idea to gut his teammate someone he knows wouldn't be able to heal right away and could cause serious damage.
This is 616 wolverine not "sleep with your girlfriend then leave you gutted in the savage land" Ultimate wolverine.Wolverine is prick but not that big of a Prick in the regular MU 😆

And why would Pete faint because of blood loss this is the guy who's fought and been slashed by Carnage and still has continued to fight on,He's been shot and still has continued to fight on.

Something doesn't add up
I smell shitty writing and considering who it was written by I shouldn't be surprised.

The only thing that actually makes sense is that Spiderman fainted. Don't worry, I am indeed in suport of Spidey, but there's a logical reason for his passing out.

SPOILER: Well, basically, Spiderman is terminally ill. It's affecting all of his powers, making them not work sometimes at all. It makes his webbing less effective and, at times, renders his spider sense useless. And because of the illness, anytime he gets impaled/gutted/whatever, he passes out because the illness makes him. There's more I could tell you, but I won't. All I will say, is that I almost cried later upon further issues.
END SPOILER

Everything else you said though, is correct. Wolverine should normally never be able to do that to Spiderman.

to abd he does it all the time