Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

Started by capt it up1,019 pages

I love how people sue one comci were frank hits wolverine in the balls with a bat for evidence, but when i show a cyber ninja kicking spidermans ass then it PIS? there both PIS. ennis should never be aloud to write have the crap he does.

I think I'm just gonna leave it as is. Spider-Man takes this 8/10. I'll leave it at that. Too many people are taking this debate personally. I left kindergarten a long time ago.

Originally posted by Thunderstrike
I think I'm just gonna leave it as is. Spider-Man takes this 8/10. I'll leave it at that. Too many people are taking this debate personally. I left kindergarten a long time ago.

🙄 what ever u say

^ *to Thunderstrike 😆

Oh man the spiderman people have been worn down by attrition..........................not me!

The rules have been changed in the past from open city fight to an arena (coughasscough) So in comes the upgraded Spiderman, since no need to debate out of date characters like Classic Juggernaut(Which Spiderman happened to beat unlike Wolverine.)

Current Spiderman vs Logan................ding ding make it happen.

Originally posted by jinzin
actually wolverine was holding back a lot... the fact that wolverine was holidng back for pete's saftefy
Only towards the end when Wolvie put the claws in. Spidey's blows were wasted on Wolvies head. He should've used body shots(That's where the "slow & stupid" part comes in. It's really the only way writers can utilize for Wolvie to give Spidey a hard time). Still doesn't change that Wolvie had NO (0%, none, zero, zilch, nada, nathin', nothing, jack s**t) offense until Spidey LITERALLY LET him AND Spidey felt like he himself was moving in slow motion.
Originally posted by jinzin
no he's not.. is that really too hard a concept to grasp?

yes he does have a slight speed advantage over some of the top notch streeters but what makes him appear faster than normal is his spider sense...

False. Spidey is a few times faster and he's got the Spidey-sense. Dude can catch bullets
Originally posted by jinzin
WAAAAAAYYYYYYYY too many street level guy have tagges spiderman INCLUDING WOLVERINE to make the assumption that wolverine can't a valid one...
Give one example where Spidey wasn't in a training session or thinking he was fighting a Wolvie impostor. Streeters hit Spidey to make things interesting. We all know that. Flash gets hit by people he's @ least 100 times faster than.
Originally posted by batdude123
^ When was the last time you saw Spider-man play THAT dirty? And besides, with those claws slashing around, Wolverine wouldn't let Spider-man hit him in the groin.
Punisher isn't as fast and he managed to tag Wolvie's balls. Wolvie won't LET Spidey do anything. Spidey will still do pretty much whatever he wants to the slower Wolvie
Originally posted by capt it up
I lvoe how it PIS if it happen to spiderman but if it happens to wolverine it allowed lol. look at this pic below a cyber ninja beating spiderman and wolverine has beaten many many cyber ninja with little to no effort
In that pic Spidey's not going for the kill and he did win that fight by outsmarting the ninja. Pun neutralized Wolvie with that bat and then though about other things. Also, Wolvie's senses are good, but he's not Daredevil and doesn't get the kinda "head start" on people that DD does with his senses.

^ Even though I made that comment, I still think Spider-man takes the majority. 😉

Originally posted by capt it up
I love how people sue one comic were frank hits wolverine in the balls with a bat for evidence, but when i show a cyborg ninja kicking spider-mans ass then it PIS? there both PIS. Ennis should never be aloud to write have the crap he does.

For those of you who don't speak Wolverine8888:
I love how people show one comic were Frank hits Wolverine in the balls with a bat for evidence, but when I show a cyborg ninja kicking spider-man's ass then it PIS? They're both PIS. Ennis should never be allowed to write have the crap he does.

I'm not going to defend Spider-Man here. I'm going to defend Garth Ennis. First of all, if you were a comic writer, Wolverine would be kicking the crap out of Galactus, so you can stow it. Second, Garth Ennis is a celebrated writer who has never made a character do more than what it's limits are. Frank was getting mauled up until that point. However, with his knowledge of the human skeletal structure, he knew that there are points where a person would be vulnerable, such as the kidneys, the stomach, and the groin, unless Wolverine has adamantium laced over those areas as well. However, he doesn't. So, a shot to the nuts is gonna hurt him. He's not invincible. Also, Ennis has written some great series before: Punisher, Thor: Vikings, Fury, Preacher, and Hellblazer. All of them are amazing. However, ask anyone about Mark Millar and Wolverine and see what they have to say about Enemy of the State.

Originally posted by Thunderstrike

I'm not going to defend Spider-Man here. I'm going to defend Garth Ennis. First of all, if you were a comic writer, Wolverine would be kicking the crap out of Galactus, so you can stow it. Second, Garth Ennis is a celebrated writer who has never made a character do more than what it's limits are. Frank was getting mauled up until that point. However, with his knowledge of the human skeletal structure, he knew that there are points where a person would be vulnerable, such as the kidneys, the stomach, and the groin, unless Wolverine has adamantium laced over those areas as well. However, he doesn't. So, a shot to the nuts is gonna hurt him. He's not invincible. Also, Ennis has written some great series before: Punisher, Thor: Vikings, Fury, Preacher, and Hellblazer. All of them are amazing. However, ask anyone about Mark Millar and Wolverine and see what they have to say about Enemy of the State. []

*cough* *cough* Hitman *cough* *cough*

Garth Ennis is a hack, the guy couldn't write his way out of a shoe box even if he was given a detailed map to go along with it.

And Mark Millar could?

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
*cough* *cough* Hitman *cough* *cough*

Garth Ennis is a hack, the guy couldn't write his way out of a shoe box even if he was given a detailed map to go along with it.

😆

Originally posted by Thunderstrike
For those of you who don't speak Wolverine8888:
I love how people show one comic were Frank hits Wolverine in the balls with a bat for evidence, but when I show a cyborg ninja kicking spider-man's ass then it PIS? They're both PIS. Ennis should never be allowed to write have the crap he does.

I'm not going to defend Spider-Man here. I'm going to defend Garth Ennis. First of all, if you were a comic writer, Wolverine would be kicking the crap out of Galactus, so you can stow it. Second, Garth Ennis is a celebrated writer who has never made a character do more than what it's limits are. Frank was getting mauled up until that point. However, with his knowledge of the human skeletal structure, he knew that there are points where a person would be vulnerable, such as the kidneys, the stomach, and the groin, unless Wolverine has adamantium laced over those areas as well. However, he doesn't. So, a shot to the nuts is gonna hurt him. He's not invincible. Also, Ennis has written some great series before: Punisher, Thor: Vikings, Fury, Preacher, and Hellblazer. All of them are amazing. However, ask anyone about Mark Millar and Wolverine and see what they have to say about Enemy of the State.

Ya don't have to know the human anatomy to know that a shot in the nuts would hurt somebody. 😉 😆 💃

Originally posted by capt it up
ennis should never be aloud to write have the crap he does.

Neither should the writer who wrote wolverine at the time and implied that Punisher was gay. He only did that because there was a wolverine and Punisher writer's war going on at the time........................

Originally posted by Thunderstrike
And Mark Millar could?

I hate both Garth Ennis and Millars wrtting.

Originally posted by batdude123
Ya don't have to know the human anatomy to know that a shot in the nuts would hurt somebody. 😉 😆 💃

Wolverine8888 evidently thinks that it wouldn't hurt Wolberine.

It shouldn't anything short of a full powered RAGING hulk punch should either be avoided or break the persons hand that hits them🙂

Originally posted by Thunderstrike
And Mark Millar could?

Oh hell no he is almost as bad as Ennis...

Ennis vs Miller in... THE THUNDERDOME!

Two bad writers enter, one bad writer leaves!

Getting a shotgun blast to the face is going to hurt a hell of alot more then a kick to the nuts. Both happened in that issue and only one slowed down Wolverine lol.

Really, it's not just the basic knowledge of that, but also the fact that Frank knows that there is a HUGE cluster of nerves there, and when you hit that cluster, everything gets royally f-ed up. It's not PIS. Frank exploits things like that all the time. He's possibly the deadliest man in Marvel comics, and he's got no powers. That's why I enjoy Ennis' writing with him. He keeps Punisher what he is, and that's a badass. That's also the way he's written Fury (amazing mini) and Thor.

Let's just assume that you would SURVIVE a shotgun blast to the face, then yes absolutely it would hurt more than a shot to the balls. 😄