Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

Started by Black Adam1,019 pages
Originally posted by Black Adam
I hate both Garth Ennis and Millars wrtting.

I misspelled writing 😮

Well, maybe. I've heard from miltary medics that a shot to the balls does so much damage if done by huge force that it's ridiculous, considering not only is it hitting that large nerve cluster, but it's gonna shake up your intestines, hit nerves everywhere else, make you puke blood, and so forth. You don't have as many nerves in your face, but since Wolverine has a regenerative healing factor, the bloodflow wouldn't kill him. That, and his skeleton. If you look at Frank's face, he's a little shocked it didn't slow Logan down. The time they had fought before that, Frank blasted a huge hole in Logan's side with an automatic shotgun. Castle is just that damn good.

Originally posted by batdude123
Let's just assume that you would SURVIVE a shotgun blast to the face, then yes absolutely it would hurt more than a shot to the balls. 😄

I am not sure about that lets ask Dick Cheney's old hunting buddies!

Wolverine has been dropped by less then a blast to the face that was just horrible anyway.

Originally posted by Thunderstrike
Well, maybe. I've heard from miltary medics that a shot to the balls does so much damage if done by huge force that it's ridiculous, considering not only is it hitting that large nerve cluster, but it's gonna shake up your intestines, hit nerves everywhere else, make you puke blood, and so forth. You don't have as many nerves in your face, but since Wolverine has a regenerative healing factor, the bloodflow wouldn't kill him. That, and his skeleton. If you look at Frank's face, he's a little shocked it didn't slow Logan down. The time they had fought before that, Frank blasted a huge hole in Logan's side with an automatic shotgun. Castle is just that damn good.

The most painful place to get shot is the stomach. The second? That be the knee.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
The most painful place to get shot is the stomach. The second? That be the knee.

Have you ever been shot in either spot? Just curious about your statement there.

Getting shot in the boys would hurt ALOT more you just die slower in a gut shot.

Originally posted by soleran30
Have you ever been shot in either spot? Just curious about your statement there.

Getting shot in the boys would hurt ALOT more you just die slower in a gut shot.

I read it in an magazine article last time I was at the dentist

I was just teasing you anyway its not like I have tons of experience in taking shotgun blasts anywhere to my body.........................cuz I mean if punisher tried that on spiderman it woudlnt' have even worked 😛

Just for knowledge, here's Mike Zeck's take on if the two fought. No Ennis in sight here.
http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=punisherwarjournal007126yn.jpg
http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=punisherwarjournal007134jd.jpg
http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=punisherwarjournal00714159jt.jpg

Originally posted by soleran30
Have you ever been shot in either spot? Just curious about your statement there.

Getting shot in the boys would hurt ALOT more you just die slower in a gut shot.

😆 "the boys"

What about getting a cracked femur via a sledgehammer? I heard that that was more painful than child birth.

Originally posted by Thunderstrike
Just for knowledge, here's Mike Zeck's take on if the two fought. No Ennis in sight here.
http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=punisherwarjournal007126yn.jpg
http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=punisherwarjournal007134jd.jpg
http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=punisherwarjournal00714159jt.jpg

I all ways liked War Journal some terric stuff but that isn't how a Wolverine vs Castle fight would happen. We will never see how that fight would happen in a comic since the only possible out come is a dead Punisher.

I dissagree. Frank's also survived an encounters with Ulik, USAgent, whom he stalemated, Captain America, who he has beaten before, Spider-Man, Moon Knight, and Daredevil. He's one of the best out there.

Or a Wolverine with all his flesh blown off him🙂

Originally posted by Thunderstrike
I dissagree. Frank's also survived an encounters with Ulik, USAgent, whom he stalemated, Captain America, who he has beaten before, Spider-Man, Moon Knight, and Daredevil. He's one of the best out there.

Thats the problem he is massive damage soak and would take a hell of a beatting before going down (he took three rubber bullets point blank to the face before getting knocked out!). The fight would end with Wolverine killing him.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Thats the problem he is massive damage soak and would take a hell of a beatting before going down (he took three rubber bullets point blank to the face before getting knocked out!). The fight would end with Wolverine killing him.

Or a massive pile of shiny adamantium covered in charred Wolverine stuff

Originally posted by soleran30
Or a massive pile of shiny adamantium covered in charred Wolverine stuff

Wolverine has been burnt far, far worse then Frank is capable of with out losing consciousness... or even falling down for that matter.

^ ✅

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Wolverine has been burnt far, far worse then Frank is capable of with out losing consciousness... or even falling down for that matter.

White Phosphorus and Wolverine would certainly enjoy that, whatever thats the type of stuff I talk about .........................RAWR Wolverine eats high explosive grenades........................then 2 posts up I see Wolverine take a spill from a M-60 shot to the leg..............

^ Don't forget he can run 500mph! 😆

Faster then a speeding bullet, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, more powerful then a locomotive.....................and hell thats justs Wolverine's warmup.