Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

Started by trolly_crouchjr1,019 pages

Put it this way, your putting a metahuman against a part animal dude with claws

Originally posted by trolly_crouchjr
When Wolvie tries to land the killing blow, spidey's spider sense will allow him to dodge it, then spidey webs grabs him and webs his wrists, wolvie tries to slash spidey but since his wrists are bounded he cant do a thing, spidey then proceeds to give him a punch

Spiderman KILLS Wolverine. He kills Deathstrike, Sabertooth, Wolverine, Deadpool, and X-23! Get it through your ****ing heads you ****ing Wolverine ****ing fanboys! "Well he survived an atomic bomb." SO WHAT?!?!?! Spiderman beat someone who causes automic explosions with his God damned hand! Jeez! Wolverine only major feats are PIS. Wolverine has faced Spidey three times, and two out of three were 100% wins. The other one was pretty much a tie(PIS). A TIE! Wolverine's best was a tie that was PIS! Go back to your basements and stop ruining every single thread here!

Rhino vs. Captain America: "Wolverine comes in and kills them."
Wolverine vs. Marvel Godzilla: "Wolverine slices him to bits."
Wolverine vs. AMAZO!: "Wolverine cuts him open."

Christ! What the hell is the matter with you fanboys? Wolverine is a pussy! That is all you need to know.

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Originally posted by trolly_crouchjr
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Puck? 😛

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Spiderman KILLS Wolverine. He kills Deathstrike, Sabertooth, Wolverine, Deadpool, and X-23! Get it through your ****ing heads you ****ing Wolverine ****ing fanboys! "Well he survived an atomic bomb." SO WHAT?!?!?! Spiderman beat someone who causes automic explosions with his God damned hand! Jeez! Wolverine only major feats are PIS. Wolverine has faced Spidey three times, and two out of three were 100% wins. The other one was pretty much a tie(PIS). A TIE! Wolverine's best was a tie that was PIS! Go back to your basements and stop ruining every single thread here!

Rhino vs. Captain America: "Wolverine comes in and kills them."
Wolverine vs. Marvel Godzilla: "Wolverine slices him to bits."
Wolverine vs. AMAZO!: "Wolverine cuts him open."

Christ! What the hell is the matter with you fanboys? Wolverine is a pussy! That is all you need to know.


I think WOW about covers it. How long have you been holding that in?

I find it funny when people complain about Wolverine being chock full of PIS and having loads of fanboys as if none of that ever applies to Spider-Man.

Originally posted by Accel
I find it funny when people complain about Wolverine being chock full of PIS and having loads of fanboys as if none of that ever applies to Spider-Man.

Oh, Spidey's PIS doesn't count either, but whenever Spidey has PIS, it is superior to Logan's, just as everything else is.
And I am pretty damn sure Spiderman lifting a train wasn't PIS, considering it is strength Spidey has had with him forever. Wolverine has healing factor and an unbreakable skeleton. Spiderman knows exactly how to get past it.

Originally posted by Badabing
I think WOW about covers it. How long have you been holding that in?

Not long.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Spiderman KILLS Wolverine. He kills Deathstrike, Sabertooth, Wolverine, Deadpool, and X-23! Get it through your ****ing heads you ****ing Wolverine ****ing fanboys! "Well he survived an atomic bomb." SO WHAT?!?!?! Spiderman beat someone who causes automic explosions with his God damned hand! Jeez! Wolverine only major feats are PIS. Wolverine has faced Spidey three times, and two out of three were 100% wins. The other one was pretty much a tie(PIS). A TIE! Wolverine's best was a tie that was PIS! Go back to your basements and stop ruining every single thread here!

Rhino vs. Captain America: "Wolverine comes in and kills them."
Wolverine vs. Marvel Godzilla: "Wolverine slices him to bits."
Wolverine vs. AMAZO!: "Wolverine cuts him open."

Christ! What the hell is the matter with you fanboys? Wolverine is a pussy! That is all you need to know.

Even though you can't see this....
Neat. 😊

Originally posted by python99
Can we agree that Wolverine and Sabretooth are very similar with equal attributes in most cases? Good!
http://img178.imageshack.us/my.php?...up023007ga6.jpg

Here is what was really said.

Spiderman- Logan you ok?
Logan- Yeah Im just waiting for my healing factor to kick in. The guy packs a punch. I guess I am not as fast I thought.
Spiderman- You got that right.
Logan- Shut up! Smart ass.
Spiderman- Ok! I am going to draw his fire because your not fast enough, and while he is distracted do your stuff.
Spiderman- What would you do If I was not here.
Logan- Its a good thing you are because, i dont wanna know the answer to that.
Spiderman- Watch and learn Logan
Logan- Damn showoff

Can't see the pic

Originally posted by Accel
I find it funny when people complain about Wolverine being chock full of PIS and having loads of fanboys as if none of that ever applies to Spider-Man.
Wolverine is still the retarded child of the forum though when it comes to fanboys. In this forum they have it by far... I'm sure you see he was being sarcastic right?

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/1217/marvelteamup023007ga6.jpg

Here is what was really said.

Spiderman- Logan you ok?
Logan- Yeah Im just waiting for my healing factor to kick in. The guy packs a punch. I guess I am not as fast I thought.
Spiderman- You got that right.
Logan- Shut up! Smart ass.
Spiderman- Ok! I am going to draw his fire because your not fast enough, and while he is distracted do your stuff.
Spiderman- What would you do If I was not here.
Logan- Its a good thing you are because, i dont wanna know the answer to that.
Spiderman- Watch and learn Logan
Logan- Damn showoff

Damn that Logan is almost as fast as Spiderman right there... haha 😆 I had to laugh at that...

But honestly I think Wolverine and Spiderman make an excellent team, they are just built for different things. Spiderman being dodging, being annoying, and comic relief. Logan being the damage taker and all around badass.

Oh and look, the round wasn't even fired and the Spidersense went off, I guess someone was wrong about the attack having to be initiated first... hmmm... wonder who it was.

Furthermore note that he moves after the laser is fired, you can see that because the beams almost go right through him, hence... dodging, not the marksman missing.

Do not underestimate the Sexual Frustration factor. Wolverine is constantly surrounded by gorgeous women in Skin-tight spandex, but seldom seems to be, ahem, benefitting from it. Spidey married a supermodel and has a kid (with her own comic book). Wolvie's going to snap when he gets a good solid look at Mary Jane, and the *snikt* sound we hear won't be just his claws. Sorry, Spidey - you've become too soft.

Originally posted by qqqqqqq
Do not underestimate the Sexual Frustration factor. Wolverine is constantly surrounded by gorgeous women in Skin-tight spandex, but seldom seems to be, ahem, benefitting from it. Spidey married a supermodel and has a kid (with her own comic book). Wolvie's going to snap when he gets a good solid look at Mary Jane, and the *snikt* sound we hear won't be just his claws. Sorry, Spidey - you've become too soft.

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

Losing from spiderman , the wimp who can't decide wether to swat a fly because "with great power comes great responsibility"?

spiderman is just a nerd who comes up with cheezy taglines like 'your friendly nieghbourhood spiderman' if thats so den everybody in my neighbourhood could just whack spiderman and mop the floor with spider-wuss

Wolverine is cool, Spider-man is not. I mean common and think about it. Wolverine is just an X-Man and I only know his first name: Logan, and he was once known as Weapon X. Where as Spidey is a wussie repoter that my five year old sister could beat up, and he doesn't have as much mystery surrounding him.

Score for annoying, pointless, defamatory triple posting?