Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

Originally posted by Martian_mind
How can Wolverine cut it if he can't move his hands?

why could he not move his hand's? you assume his arm's would get pinned, but they would not.

Ooh, I like this game.

But there would be too much webbing for him to cut all at once.

Can wolverine cut the webbing faster than spiderman can spray?(So hoping smurph makes a sex joke so we can take this thread off Topic Too)

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Can wolverine cut the webbing faster than spiderman can spray?(So hoping smurph makes a sex joke so we can take this thread off Topic Too)

Oh yeah, Wolvie's pretty fast (or, at least, that's what she said 😖hifty: )

But, the issue, is that Spidey sprays so much

(And he's a pretty good aim)

spidey wins

This thread is STILL going on?!?

Yes....people who start with Sp tend to spray alot,don't they?

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Yes....people who start with Sp tend to spray alot,don't they?

Maybe, but that doesn't apply to Smurfs.

What about Martians? 😊

Originally posted by Grimm22
This thread is STILL going on?!?

Not for long sly

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Maybe, but that doesn't apply to Smurfs.

What about Martians? 😊

Martians are A-sexual and reproduce by discarding Mass that forms into a child so technically they can't spray 😉

Same can't be said for whoever did that to mario 😗

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Martians are A-sexual and reproduce by discarding Mass that forms into a child so technically they can't spray 😉

Same can't be said for whoever did that to mario 😗

shrug

At least whoever did that to Mario had a sexual orientation.

Unlike you... sly

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
shrug

At least whoever did that to Mario had a sexual orientation.

Unlike you... sly

Do not pity me,i can have whoever i want,unlike you"norms"....bound by you pathetic genitals and orientations 😛

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Do not pity me,i can have whoever i want,unlike you"norms"....bound by you pathetic genitals and orientations 😛

Yeah, you can have whoever you want...

I'm sure the potted plant in the corner has been itchin for some action... ermm

Speed feat:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/da_herbman/Spider%20SpeednAgility/SpeedAgility.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/da_herbman/Spider%20SpeednAgility/SpiderSpeed2.jpg

Speed/Agility/Reaction feat:
http://img526.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dodge2rz5.jpg

Web speed:
http://img360.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spidermanwebshield8pw.jpg

http://img360.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spidermanwebcatch9kr.jpg

http://img360.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spidermanmissilecatch0pr.jpg

Web Dump:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v60/Deadpool/Building/Building_08.jpg
(Yes, I know those are his cartridges, but there's no reason he can't do the same thing with his normal webbing).

http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=13ve7.jpg

Web Strength:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=6432145

http://img111.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spideyvsnewvenom49ce.jpg

Combat Speed:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=6425964

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=6823461

And he can use the Stingers against Wolverine:
http://img447.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rule2jx.jpg

Spidey stating how his Spider-sense has been upgraded:
http://img509.imageshack.us/my.php?image=12yy1.jpg

The speed feats are really the main part of this post. Just thought I'd throw in the other stuff, too.

Where we we? 🙂

Oh yeah... MM has no genitals and this makes him happy. 😊

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Yeah, you can have whoever you want...

I'm sure the potted plant in the corner has been itchin for some action... ermm

Originally posted by bigbran
Don't give him false hope...
____________________

Well...

Maybe if the plant's a cactus...

'Can't imagine they get alot... ermm

Originally posted by python99
So if Wolverine accomplishes any remarkable feat regardless of what reality Wolverine it is do you consider that feat worth using.

Originally posted by python99
If Wolverine accomplishes a feat from say AOA, House of M,

Originally posted by python99
Ultimate Wolverine, or from the Marvel Mangaverse do you not put that up as your evidence to back up your claim. 😕. Is anything other than 616 even cannon anymore 😕,

No, I don't... and no.. it's not...
and what do you mean by anymore.. it's alwways been this way...

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Originally posted by python99
Wolverine survived a nuke, Wolverine grew a new heart, Wolverine came back from a cell, Wolverine can regenerate any organ. So many accomplishments on the part of Wolverine but are they all 616 😕

Originally posted by python99
So Wolverine getting his ass ripped apart in ultimate its a problem, but when he accomplishes something so great fanboys drool all over it because its Wolverine so it does not matter what reality its in right? 😉

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Yo momma's so skinny her nipples rub together.

yo mamma's so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang.

Originally posted by marvelprince
I didn't. Seemed pretty generic to me

Now that sounds impressive. Scans? Or an issue number so I can look it up?

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Yo momma so dumb she took a spoon and bowl outside when she heard it was chilly out

don't know the number off hand.. it happens in the comic directly after the fight where sabes claimed he was logan's dad.. and before the short arc where wolverine fights lady deathstrike and sabretooth at the same time to save a cage hunter in darkness...