Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

Started by StiltmanFTW1,019 pages
Originally posted by SamZED
Oh and for the record, last time Pete fought Speed Deamon he speedblitzed him.

Like here?

And Otto > Parker in EVERYTHING. He even banged his aunt...

Otto banged his own aunt? No wonder you like the guy so much.😛

Being a skiled mutant ninja samura fighter and having studied all martial arts in the world Wolverine used his hightened senses and superhuman speed in order to wave his claws like a drunken monkey until he managed to land what he himself admitted was a lucky shot. Makes me proud.👆 Classic Spider-man made Speed Deamon run into a wall by rearranging the ground in his track. More recent Spider-man just bitchslaps him ftw.😎

Originally posted by SamZED
Otto banged his own aunt? No wonder you like the guy so much.😛

Being a skiled mutant ninja samura fighter and having studied all martial arts in the world Wolverine used his hightened senses and superhuman speed in order to wave his claws like a drunken monkey until he managed to land what he himself admitted was a lucky shot. Makes me proud.👆 Classic Spider-man made Speed Deamon run into a wall by rearranging the ground in his track. More recent Spider-man just bitchslaps him ftw.😎

You know I'm talking about May. Imagine what he did to her with those tentacles.

Not a lucky shot, he predicted where he's gonna appear next. While using only one eye. And Spidey never fought blade-tossing Demon 😛

ZOMG Demon got blitzed... !!!

... not.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
[B]

/B]

That doesn't even make sense. Speedy is running away in a straight line, so after Wolverine misses his first intercept, he runs ahead of Speedy, stops and tries to intercept again?

After Wolverine missed the first time, Speedy should've been long gone. And if you want to argue Wolverine is able to run fast enough to overtake him, he wouldn't need to stop and time his shots/intercept, he would have been a legitimate speedster.

Originally posted by Placidity
That doesn't even make sense. Speedy is running away in a straight line, so after Wolverine misses his first intercept, he runs ahead of Speedy, stops and tries to intercept again?

After Wolverine missed the first time, Speedy should've been long gone. And if you want to argue Wolverine is able to run fast enough to overtake him, he wouldn't need to stop and time his shots/intercept, he would have been a legitimate speedster.

Yeah, this is even worse then the clothesline of doom Spidey did on Quicksilver, or Wally running into Slades sword..

Obvious PIS example, that scan.

Of course it doesn't make sense.

Horrible writing for a horrible character.

😂

Cry all you want, guys. The Best There Is prevails once again.

What is that?

Looks queer.

Originally posted by Mindset
What is that?

Looks queer.

I LIKE it!!

Fixd! 😛

No.

Originally posted by Mindset
No.

🙁

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You know I'm talking about May. Imagine what he did to her with those tentacles.

Not a lucky shot, he predicted where he's gonna appear next. While using only one eye. And Spidey never fought blade-tossing Demon 😛

Translation V

Originally posted by SamZED
wave his claws like a drunken monkey until he managed to land a lucky shot

Decades of martial arts training finally paid off lol

And here's the difference between Spider-man and Wolverine - Pete actually has the speed and reflexes to take on faster opponents like Speed Demon. React to his movement and counterattack. While Logan's only chance is to rely on PIS hoping Speed Demon accidently runs into him.

"And Spidey never fought blade-tossing Demon"
Kain recently fought a teleporter and a speedster who had a sword. Blitzed both of them. Yet Spider-man was shown to be too fast even for an upgraded Kain. Let alone some hairy midget who studied martial arts his whole life so he could fight like a drunken lumberjack.

Durrrrrrr.....

Wolverine should stick to things more up to his speed. Like Tae Bo for example. Or doing Lipton commecrials.

PS: May was the one who tantacle-raped Ock. Why do you think he's dying?

I wonder how many reports this thread has caused over the time.

Shshsh! We almost reached 1000! 😄

lol this thread, I debated pretty heavily for spider-man bout a few years ago but I lean heavily on wolverine now.

Originally posted by Sixth_Winged
lol this thread, I debated pretty heavily for spider-man bout a few years ago but I lean heavily on wolverine now.
Then you should consult a doctor and check your brain for a tumor.

And the next thing you know he's going to slaughter younglings.

Originally posted by SamZED
*spider-rant*

I'm sorry

But I can't hear you over the sound how lame Spider-Man is.

And btw, Logan broke one of Charlie's chainsaws in that scan, so he did connect. Struggled with his berserker side later.

Demon is Parker's villain, so it's obvious he had more encounters with him, good guys always win in the end, so Pete got some good showings... eventually.

Originally posted by Sixth_Winged
lol this thread, I debated pretty heavily for spider-man bout a few years ago but I lean heavily on wolverine now.

👆

Some guys are still afraid of change here, though 😆

Originally posted by Nibedicus
🙁

Don't worry, he's like a woman. His "no" means "yes".

He's ours for this night 😈

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I'm sorry

Demon is Parker's villain, so it's obvious he had more encounters with him, good guys always win in the end, so Pete got some good showings... eventually.

Yeah, while I'm backing the other horse, Spidey reacting to Speed Demon within his own comic is something I take with a grain of salt. He's fast, but shouldn't be "that" fast.

And didn't Speed Demon outright blitz him in Thunderbolts, the comic series known for dispensing with PIS?