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The jazz age! Whats in a name, 50s movies...that were made in the 90s.

Actually we first laid eyes on each other in the emergency room.
He was there for a broken foot, me for incessant recta leakage.
It was a real meet cute.

I thought u said you were married to a girl, marine. Then you said you had a girlfriend, now your claiming to be gay?

Can I now stop playing my game?

It looks like something Elton John would ride through the Everglades.

Count me in, as long as i can have 8 plus ones.

This is one of those circumstances that someone unfamiliar w. the law of large numbers would call a coincidence.

And my contribution will be to refrain from discussing THE NEW YORKER for the rest of my days. Enjoy.

The movie was his final request. I’m not sure if it was his favorite movie, or he’d just never seen it.

As much as i’d love to see that, i think you’re a little too close to this.
I’ll ask the questions.

You must have FANTASTIC vision, or that must be an ENORMOUS scar.

Did i miss you? No. I lost the key to your apartment, and you told me to take care of your fish.
Theyre all dead now arent they?

how DARE you? Curse this perfect butt.

You know what?
Its a pull up.
Theres really not a lot for me to coach you on there.

Stupid hospital vending machines didnt have alcohol for some dumb reason.

Get some sleep? Good idea, sir.
We’ll go to the bar & get super drunk, then head home and get some sleep.

Sarcasm is not a good look on me. But you know what would be?
A tight sexy Henley.

Living that hashtag yogurt life!

Oh, Bob.

Sorry i screamed when that vaguely middle eastern looking man got up to stretch.