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I’ve drawn what appears to be a raccoon, with an extended scrotum.

How fast was -i- going? How fast were -you- going, officer, to catch up with me?!?

Well, that just tastes like ASS.

Whoa, a funeral.
I came in here with totally the wrong energy.

Screw Thin mints, i want THICK mints!

I’m about to save the day, meet the mayor, and sell my life story rights to Terry Crews so he can play my less attractive brother in the subsequent film.

I appreciate the offer, but i work best alone; except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.

The last 2% is the hardest to get. Thats why they leave it in the milk.

I guess its true what they say, ‘a mind is a terrible thing’.

Oh, make no mistake, i can always do less.

Tonyo can do that TOO!

Lets play a game called ‘Irish drinking Song’.

Arms like a linebacker, & big ol’ boobies. Ah, grandma.

Things you can say about your computer you cant say about your lover.

I specialize in greeting cards for awkward occasions.

One pattie? Of course. Double? Ok. Triple? I dunno...
At some point, a slider becomes a regular hamburger cut into pieces and placed on a much smaller bun.

Eaten by by vultures and pooped out again.

Manimal, was a crappy show.

I like that song, the name of it escapes me though.

If you dont try you cant fail. Seems logical.