Random Comments

Look at all this luxury! Its like being in a gay man’s dream.

Its human nature.
You suck up to those above you, crap on those below, and undercut your equals.

The mistakes you make in your twenties is not the same mistake you make in your thirties?

Hey, gimme $100. I wanna pay a Wayne Newton look alike to beat upa Rita Rudner look alike.

There’s nothing scarier than the municipal court system.

Tacky? Sir i’ll have you know i bought this in the lobby of a casino!

Oh, Canada. Truly the Odie to America’s Garfield.

You should mske ME your campaign manager. I was MADE for politics; i have great hair, and i love lying.

I believe this is what you call, observational humor.

Here’s a question for the group. What is the hardest nastiest sweatiest crap you have ever taken? Ladies first.

No food talk. It sets off something primal and disturbing in you.

Bernice?!?
That sounds like a cartoon dump truck. Whatever its for the best, i dont need any distractions.

Did you like it?
It eas inspired by the coty of New York, in that i stole the idea from some kids i saw on the subway.

This beautiful, basketball loving Diehard fan is tearing down my defenses. If i find out she’s half Jewish, we are DOOMED.

I’ve talked a lot about you in my court mandated therapy sessions.

First of all you know when you use the word ‘ranbi’ it turns me on, and thats unfair in a work environment.

I -gorged- myself at that meal. I mean, i was constipated for days!

I would NEVER steal his thunder. I’d be afraid to BORROW it.

Short of putting electrodes in your head and monitoring your reactions to my companionship, this is the best i can do.

Remember when you tried to learn how to swim, by using the internet?