THE HOTH TUB PUB

Yeah, but they always have a sale on.

Ush how could you hugging me to stop me from freezing to death be considered dodgy in any way?

Well, you know... perhaps I wasn't evil enough for you to want me to hug you...

But why would I want you to be evil? Ush now you are just being ridiculous!

Well, my CLONE was evil and you didn't seem to have any trouble getting comfortable with HIM...

A hug is OK, it's when it turns into something a little more passionate that you have trouble.

I think you're safe Ush...

Excuse me?!!

I was just commenting on how safe hugs are over something a little more intimate.

I wasnb't suggesting anything so put that horse away. 🙄

Well, my CLONE seemed to think it was intimate...

So you had an in depth one to one talk with his corpse did you?

Yes, but you are your own man Ush, the clone was destroyed and you can be you.

ie. Charming and respectful of a lady..

We never found his corpse...

He made out it was pretty close... as I remmeber you didn't seem to deny it thst strongly, just making excuses...

Let me tell youthis straight. HE kissed ME. Not the other way around

You'd blow me away before you'd let me kiss you! Bur along comes Mr. Suave evil me... created by your OWN spell... seems suspicious...

I did also happen to be half unconscious at the time aswell!

Well, so you claim... all I know is that you would never let me even touch you without complaining that I might get you killed by mistake and then that impostor gets a kiss in less than a day while I was stuck in the middle of nowhere!

Well I was tired and not well and he was so nice and we were in the forest. I thought he was you!

Oh, yeah, a LIK...

What? You thought he was me? And that made you want to... did it?

Well I didn't exactly push him off of me did I? Besides it was the kiss that made me realise somthing was up. I knew you would never do that. It just didn't seem right!

Oh... right... I see...

Well, a hig didn't seem right, anyway

I got the ducks and jelly, by the way. It's all ready to go...