Wacky Story thread (helpers needed!!)

um, if ur gonna post somethin, make sure it fits logically into the story somehow.

all you have to do is...walk up to a 7 foot tall bag of potatoes and ask for one 😄

Already got that part... 😛
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Sorry i kinda timed that badly. o well. back to the greatest story in the world...

Black guy turns around and looks at Jackbob who is staring blankly at him. "What?" Black guy asks.

"Alices Restuarant? WTF?" he asks.

"omfg. THE SONG. A 25 minute song about a guy not getting chosen in the draft. OMFG. LETS JUST CALL DOMINOES."

*they call dominoes*

doiminoe guy : how can i rape you?
black goy : one large pepperonii
dominoe goy: sure thing, here or to go?

They agree, call dominoes, and get cheesy bread along with their pizza, and when stuffed, roll down the hill. Yes, the hill. There's a hill there. Because I said there was one. And there's nothing you can do about it. Then a giant flying pig flew overhead. And they looked up. And stared. And said together... "how beautiful!"

Then the flying pig takes a shit on them. They pout, but then an earthquake starts. It opens up the ground right underneat them. They start panicking and then....

they hug each other and watch the pig fly away into the sunset, black guy: isn't the matrix beutiful?

*record stopping screech* "WAIT! This isnt supposed to be a happy story!" says Jackbob.
*commence violence*
I knew you just wanted my love all along, you black man you! - says Jackbob
The black man replies..

"Thats not all i wanted," he says, showing him Jackbob's credit card.

"HEY!" he shouts. "MY CREDIT CARD!"

"Now i can buy all the gay porn i want," Black guy says.

Starscream suddenly swoops down and shoots black guy. Smoking crater is in his place.

"I wonder if hes gonna come back to life again," the decipticon sighs, and flies away again.

*black guy comes back to life, even blacker than before from being burnt*

THey have to stop shooting me, black guy thinks. Then he gets an idea.

"Jackbob, it's time i teach you the ways in the force...i mean matrix...i mean... aw man. What movie is this?"

Magneto, Skeletor, Hitler, anonymous thug, Darth Vader, and Saruman, all in the background shrug. "Im so confused," black guy says.

Then, Frodo walks by, and says... "Can you show me the way to Mordor?" to the black guy and Jackbob.
"Sure, sounds fun!" replies Jackbob.
We see a panning shot of the black guy, Jackbob, and Frodo, walk into the sunset, setting out on their quest.

saruman: dude how did i get here?
he runs up to black guy and tries to make him spin on the floor li,e gandalf for not telling him what movie it was

The black guys escapes just in time to keep up with the others in the everlasting pan shot that's really big....

"I hope Mordor is like a vacation spot," Jackbob says to Frodo. Frodo blinks.

"Uh...yeah it sure is!" he says. Then an old gypsy man walks by chanting. Frodo pokes the OGM and then the guys goes "AHFHG"and then frodo gets turned into a...turkey.

"We're off to see Mordor! The wonderful mordor of...moz," frodo sings sourly.

We then look back, and see Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas...
"We're hot on their trail" says Aragorn. "The footprints are not yet a day old"
"I'm not good at cross country!" says Gimli! Then out of nowhere comes a go-kart. "SWEET!" he exclaims.

😂 they then run through a feild of beutiful flowers and fall asleep

Its a kart from Mario kart.

Mario rushes by and chucks a shell at Gimli who goes flying.

"I hate my life," he sighs. "DAMN YOU MARIO I WILL GET YOU!"

We leave Mario and Gimli to battle it out. We see that Frodo's turned into a really large turkey and Jackbob and the black guy want something from Frodo.... you'd think it'd be the ring, but actually they're kinda hungry. All of a sudden...