Wacky Story thread (helpers needed!!)

a giant pepperonii pizza hits him, throughing him...

He decides that the ring is utterly retarded and he blasts the ring to pieces with his null cannon...the collateral damage kills everyone else (except black guy who comes back to life). Starscream stares in shock. He just saved hobo 13!

*blak guy gasps*

He asks " are you gay too?"

"No, I'm not," says Starscream.
"Aww, shucks. So..." the black guy says to Starscream... "whyju do it?"
"Oh, it's not over," Starscream says."
"What the hell else is there to do?!" raves the black man
"I know what I have to do." states Starscream, "I need your speeder." and takes it and runs off.

"No. I am evil. EVVVVILLLLL!!!!!" starscream flies away, pissed at himself. "aw man. i saved the world. what kinda bad guy am i!" he flies back to decepticon hq and we dont see him again until...we bring him back later. w/e.

(Let's merge the two posts and establish that it's not over and that Starscream's gone for now, k?)
The black guy wanders the fields, the endless fields. He comes across a...

dead goat.

"Is it male?" 😱

... 😘

meanwhile at mario kart racing, luigi comes onto the scene and runs into mario, who now even dead, has his foot on the pedal and is driving

Suddenly a hunter guy starts shooting. black guy turns around and sees...elmer fudd.

"Whewre the f*ck is that wabbit?" he asks the black guy.
The black guy turns around, and we see Bugs Bunny at a very suggestive pose, bending over...
Elmer Fudd runs away.

Suddenly admiral pelleaon from star wars flies over in a star destroyer and randomly blasts the shit out of everything. then it flies away.

starscream looks up. "ooh...someone evil...wait for me!" he cries after them.

😂 he runs in a useless atempt after the plane thing

In Space...
*Pan of a giant moon-shaped star craft*
Planet Hobo 13 locked. Estimated time of arrival: 15 minutes.
"No! I won't tell you where they are!" a woman with funky hair says

back on dead lukes speeder, they are speeding. u heard me. a cop pulls them over for speeding. they sit there for a half hour as their license gets checked and so forth. then...

"THIS IS LUKE SKYWALKER'S SPEEEDER!" the cop yells.

The cop steals it and sells it on eBay for a large sum of Republic Credits. He then reports back that he found nothing at the scene.

the hero guys blink. "this sucks," they say. They decide to go home and drink some beer.

All of a sudden ,random kids run past their house. They're being chased by a white rabbit. "GIMME MY TRIX!" he said.
"FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT!!" the lot of the drunkards exclaimed.

"silly trix, rabbits are for kids," they slur drunkenly.

The black man then waits around a corner for the rabbit to pass by.. and then jumps the rabbit.