Wacky Story thread (helpers needed!!)

As a general note this story has gone crazy and that is awesome.

All of a sudden, Bowser pops out. "Roar" he roars. "Roar"

WE ignore Bowser cuz hes a fag.

And what is this? Starscream comes flying down and blasts the shit out of him. What a surprise.

Then Frodo spontaniously turns back into a human again, and they all eat the remains of Bowser for dinner. Night passes, and in the distance, we can hear chants. The chants sound a bit like...

The wierd evil guys from wizard of oz.

Then Dorothy runs into the camp of the three men.
"Oh, please good kind sirs, can you help me?"
The love-crazed men stare at her...
"Only if you do us a favor first..." The black man says
"What would that be?" Dorothy asks
"Well.." the black man begins... and grins..

"You see, lady," aragorn says, "all you gotta do is"

Black guy pushes him over. "You see lady, take us to mordor! We dont know where it is." Others stare at him. "im gay remember?"

"Oh yeah" they say.

THen they glare at black guy and kill him. This is the fourth time black guy has died.

go get me a large pepperonii pizza dominoes, the other one never got delivered

Then everyone else wonders how Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli spontaniously appeared with Frodo, Jackbob, and the black guy, who somehow was revived, again...
"Easy!" says Aragorn, who points to the speeder that Luke lent them a few miles back.
"Off to Mordor!" the odd groups exclaims

Originally posted by nazgulinthedark
go get me a large pepperonii pizza dominoes, the other one never got delivered

Yes... yes it did.

so go back to my post.

Originally posted by JKozzy
Then everyone else wonders how Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli spontaniously appeared with Frodo, Jackbob, and the black guy, who somehow was revived, again...
"Easy!" says Aragorn, who points to the speeder that Luke lent them a few miles back.
"Off to Mordor!" the odd groups exclaims

i know this has nothing to do with the story but i must say...

this looks exactly like my essay for my final exam in English! 😑

"We're off to go to Mordor!" they start singing. "The wonderful mordor of...moz!"

They hop onto speeder and zoom off.

Originally posted by MC Mike
i know this has nothing to do with the story but i must say...

this looks exactly like my essay for my final exam in English! 😑

ANYWAY!

Vader and co. finally come out of Saddam's hole, finally sober somehow. Along with an army of Agent Smiths that came back to life after the matrix was repaired, they march toward the only safe place left, in intent to do battle with the free peoples of.... the planet.

*runs in and shoots the lot of ya*

theres an unexpected twist! DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN

black guy: isn't the matrix beutiful?
*big ugly pig flys over head*

The matrix reloads after that unexpected turn of events, and everything continues as normal.

{HAH!}

The planets name is now Hobo 13.

The army of smiths then meet up with the starwars clone army and they clash...and some people die. Yup.

Back to the speeder, Aragorn and legolas look up. "Wheres gimli?"

"uh............" frodo looks strangley suspicious.

"what did u do?" they look back and see starscream sitting in the back. dont ask me how he fit. he just did.

😂 frodo pushes starscream off of speeder, "all taken arre of!" he yells bacl at aragorn

Back at the mario kart raceway, we mario driving around. suddenly an axe flies into him and he dies. gimli walks up and picks up the axe. "yay i got him" he says.

Meanwhile back at the speeder...
But Starscream cannot be taken care of that easily! His desire for the ring is too extreme... he gets some big megabooster thingys and is about to crush the speeder with pure velocity.... but then out of the blue.....