Originally posted by masterkit
it mite havebut usually i find the lesbian gay stuff quite funny
Lol.
Iceman: What are we gonna do?
Wolverine: I know! Magneto + Pyro = Us getting tooled!
Rogue: I can stop them! I'll go give them handjobs!
Storm: What the f*ck? How is a sexual act gonna stop them?
Rogue: It's not a sexual act! It's my stupid movieverse power!
Colossus: Why the f*ck am I here?
Professor X: Logan I can help you. I can see into the future.
Logan: Funny, seeing as how you couldn't see yourself getting tooled in "The Last Stand".
Professor X: Huh?
Kitty Pryde: Life sucks!
Professor X: Why Kitty?
Kitty Pryde: Nobody wants to date me!
Professor X: Why?
Kitty Pryde: Because nobody can get inside me!!!!!
Magneto: Where the hell are you going?
Sabertooth: On holliday with my lover, Beast. We are going to frolic and comb eachother's fur!
Magneto: Isn't Beast blue?
Beast: What? You got a problem with blue people?
Human Torch: Hahahahaha. I don't belong here but I'm ZOMG UBER KEWL BECUZ I YELZ FL@ME 0N AND I TURN INTO FIREE ITZELF!!!!111111111
Pyro: *Uses his power to control human torch and throws him into a building*
Jubilee: This yellow trench coat will get some attention! Take that Ratner!!!!!!!!
*magneto shows up in front of hole x-men gang*
wolverine:Hey didn't i kill you a months ago!
Magneto:No that was a robot
kitty:we killed that thing 7 months ago
magneto😮h really ? how did i die this time?
ice man:wolverine chopped you in to bits and you killed jean
magneto: shes dead again ?!
beast :dont try and change the subject why aren't you dead?!
mageneto:umm.... well . Like you haven't risen from the dead!
beast ; I haven't died
kitty: i haven't either
wolverine : i lost count
wolverine : well i died in hong Kong i died in Illinois
mageneto: well ill just kill you all
Phoenix: no body dies tonight so says the Phoenix
not all of the material was mine but it was about half and half
Logan: You know, that "So says gthe Phoenix!" stuff is so corny but she's still so hot!
Storm: I summon the full power of the storm!
Logan: I'm practically droolin! That one was so corny I think I need a barf bag! Still hot though.
Bobby: Jean or Storm Logan.
Logan: Let me get them both in bed then I'll tell you my answer.
Bobby: .........No..... ummm.... I was thinking more along the lines of me Storm, Jean AND Rogue.....
Logan: And I get?.......
Bobby: Ummm nada.....
Logan: Oh, I see.....
Originally posted by Lord Tyranus
Rogue: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!Wolverine: What happened?
Rogue: My rack! My gorgeous full, perky, and poughty rack!
Iceman: I'll be back...
Pyro: Haha! He's going to "ice-off"!
Iceman: No sir!
Pyro: Then why was there ice all over the playboys in the bathroom after you got out?
lol hes going to ice-off thats a good one