Things they probably woud never say...

lol

Xavier : I'm actually the strongest mutant.
Hot Chick : So why do you get killed in the third movie ?
Xavier : Ehh ... OBEY YOU DAMNED, OBEY !

Ice man : Rogue, there is something i want to tell you ...
Rogue : What ?
Ice man : Well, in that last fight against pyro, something really important melted of ...
Rogue : No, not that ...
Ice man : I'm afraid so ...

lol oh that was good

😱 LOL

Fan : What do you do when annoying fans bother you ?
Nightcrawler : I teleport away ...
Fan : Wow, that's so cool ... mister nightcrawler ? ... where did he go ?

😱

lol

Magneto: You homosexuals and your guns.
Policemen: Oh, be nice.

Bobby (to Jones): So... how good are you at switching to cable porn?

Wolverine: Can I be Superman?
Storm: No
Wolverine: Can I be Batman?
Storm: No
Wolverine: You were Catwoman.
Storm: DON"T TALK ABOUT THAT!!!

Phoenix: You would die for them?
Logan: Not for them. For you.
Phoenix: Really?
Logan: Yes, really. I love you.
Phoenix: Really?
Logan: With all my heart.
Phoenix: Really?
Logan: Screw it. (stabs her)

LOL THAT WAS GREAT !!!

Phoenix : You would die for them ?
Wolverine : Propossibly ...
Phoenix : What does that mean ?
Wolverine : You'll never know, b!tch ! 'stabs her'

Phoenix : You would die for them ?
Wolverine : I'm the amazing wolverine !
Phoenix : I'm afraid that's the wrong intro, and it's already used.
Wolverine : -stabs her-

this is what should of happened

Phoenix: You would die for them?
Logan: Not for them. For you
Phoenix: Meh, Scott beat you to it
Logan: What?! *Logan gets his atoms teared apart*
Phoenix: That retard thought his healing factor was stronger then me. I feel like tacos

😱 😱 😱

LOL!

Xavier: My X-Men, I have the most startling of revelations to make..

[Stands up from wheelchair to rather unimpressed results.]

Wolverine: So what.. it's been done before

Xavier: But did I do this?

[Begins break-dancing about the mansion floor as Cerebro opens up to reveal a disco-ball that shines throughout the whole mansion. Dazzler starts up alightshow as Charles begins spinning on his head.]

Kurt to Logan: You just got served!!

Logan: oh yeah...yeah.ohhhhhhh...hmmm thats sooooo good...you dont know how long i have waited for this...i knew you always liked me... i'm...i'm ther...too late

colossus in camp voice: damn now i need to polish myself again!!!

Now I finally found OLD SIMILAR THREAD about this.

Will be merged soon! 😉

Things They Probably Would Never Say

gambit12 mon ami

Originally posted by Jury
Now I finally found OLD SIMILAR THREAD about this.

Will be merged soon! 😉

Things They Probably Would Never Say

gambit12 mon ami

bleh..................................disgust

Yeah, soon. Believe me.

gambit12 mon ami

Storm: *singing* I can see clearly now the rain is gone
and
Storm:*watching the weather channel* oh no, it's gonna rain all week

lol

Pyro: Hot stuff coming through!

Kitty Pryde: Meow

Mystique:You know what I want. But what do you really want?
Wolverine: I want you to put some clothes on.

Magneto: In chess, the pawns go first.
Pyro: Those mutants are really short.
Magneto: They're not mutants, they're hobbits.

(Magneto comes into Logan's tent, and jumps on top of him.)
Logan: Oh, it's just you, Mystique.
Magneto: Uhmm... yeah...

LMBO! 😆