Things they probably woud never say...

Colossus: For Mother Russia...

Mystique: This guy banged seven girls...
[five copies of Multiple Man walk out of the cell]
Mystique: At the same time.

Wolverine: Why am I never asked to help out in the kitchen?

Pro X: Let's have a wheelchair race.

Colossus: (Gets an unexplained erection) What the...
(Turns around and sees Magneto lying in bed, smiling)
Magneto: Hello!

Originally posted by lordofwar
Colossus: For Mother Russia...

Mystique: This guy banged seven girls...
[five copies of Multiple Man walk out of the cell]
Mystique: At the same time.

Wolverine: Why am I never asked to help out in the kitchen?

Pro X: Let's have a wheelchair race.

Colossus: (Gets an unexplained erection) What the...
(Turns around and sees Magneto lying in bed, smiling)
Magneto: Hello!

lol 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆

WOLVERINE: i have cancer

PROF X: i can't find my shampoo

NIGHTCRAWLER: i thought i was covered in fur

PROF X: i can't feel my legs

BOBBY (to rogue): i'll be wearing a condom anyway

EMMA: Why should I always wear white?

KITTY: I got a terrible nightmare last night. I was phasing through the earth's inner core... It was very hot in there... Yet, what the hell was Leech doing there? I couldn't get out!!! cry

professor: white hair is so last season

magneto: hitler had a point ( i'm not trying to offend anyone)

rogue: TOUCH ME SUGA TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!!

wolverine singing to cyclops: u think i'm gorgeous, u wanna kiss me

MISTIQUE: i'd like to make an appiontment
OB/GYN: for what?

JUGGERNAUT: ME SMASH!!! ME BASH!!!

CYCLOPS: we'll just land and you can get in
PROF X: no need.
CYCLOPS: sir?
PROF X: just beam me up Scotty

STORM: what are you spending $5,000 on every month???
PROF X: my head didn't get this shiny by magic

MISTIQUE (with green skin): green is the new blue

lmfao so funny

The actual ending :

Phoenix : Oh my god, your costumes are like sooooo yesterday !
Wolverine : What do you mean, you wear them too !
Phoenix : No, i like so don't anymore, and i am like soooo today !
Wolverine : DIE TEEN B*TCH ! -stabs her-

Another actual ending ;

Phoenix : Would you die for them ?
Wolverine : No, i would die for you ... transforms into mystique
Mystique kisses her and says "hell yeah, i'm lesbian !"

Originally posted by Scarlet_Spidey
Another actual ending ;

Phoenix : Would you die for them ?
Wolverine : No, i would die for you ... transforms into mystique
Mystique kisses her and says "hell yeah, i'm lesbian !"

aaahhh, gay/lesbian humor
never gets old 😆

Originally posted by Lord Tyranus
Iceman: Rogue! Sinse I can't put it in, I made you a vibrator out of ice and sinse I'm a goofy omega level mutant, it'll maintain it's shape even when I take a dirt nap!

Rogue: Um, thanks...

Wolverine: What about the adamantium one, i gave you?

Rogue: Um...

Pyro: Or the one I gave you that has a shark painted on the side?

Professor X: Or the one I gave you with my mind?

Sabertooth: Remember me? I gave you the furry one!

Rogue: Stop it! Just stop already! I'm using the one Storm gave me?

All: Why?!

Rogue: It's climate controlled...

ROGUE: i've decided to tie them all to the end of Gambits bo-stick

lmao

Mystique : I've weakened your telekinetic powers, you can't do a thing now !
Xavier : You have forgotten some thing, i still have a secret power !
Mystique : What secret power ?
Xavier : I CAN MAKE YOU BORED TO DEATH.
Mystique : No, please don't read me any more of those superboring Sam Raimi scripts ! I'll do anything !

Phoenix : Would you die for them ?
Wolverine : No, i'd ...
- FLASH -
Mr Fantastic : I'm here to save the day !
Wolverine : What the hell are you doing here ?
Mr Fantastic : Sam Raimi wrote this script, it doesn't have to be right, remember ?
Wolverine : Oh ... -stabs mr fantastic-

STORM (on the phone): sorry mom, i can't come to visit you. all flights are delayed due to bad weather.
STORM'S MUM: you can control the weather cant you?
STORM: ummm.... no, i have tlekinesis
STORM'S MUM: then what can Jean do?
STORM: she has claws
STORM'S MUM: i thought logan has claws
STORM: no, he can shoot laser beams from his eyes
STORM'S MUM: what about Scott then?
STORM: he has ice powers
STORM'S MUM: what about Bob...........
STORM: look i have to go, bye mum
(turns to the bed) now Rogue.... where were we?

wolverine sighs: hmm...i wish i were cyclops

rogue: i wish i could fly

professor: not tonight storm. i have a headache

prof x: woooo i can touch my toes...see...i had my legs removed because they are useless. now i hang them on my wall (touches toes repeatedly) i love my ornimental amputations

Northstar: WOW! Jean Grey is looking FOXY tonight!!!

😂

- Xavier and bobby are walking down the street passing a hot chick-
Bobby : Dude, did you see that, that chick totally digged me !
Xavier: No, she didn't.
Bobby : Yes she did !
Xavier : No she didn't !
- Xavier uses psychic - Bobby : I mean, you're right.

Originally posted by Scarlet_Spidey
- Xavier and bobby are walking down the street passing a hot chick-
Bobby : Dude, did you see that, that chick totally digged me !
Xavier: No, she didn't.
Bobby : Yes she did !
Xavier : No she didn't !
- Xavier uses psychic - Bobby : I mean, you're right.