((Stolen!)) Things they would never say.

Mr Filtch: Im glad they got rid of the punishment that hung you by your thumbs. It was too unnatural!

Hermionie: I'm going into the boys bathroom...

Moaning Mertyle: It was wonderful....

omg... This thread is soo funneh...
😆 😂

Hermionie: OMG! No more homework!!

Voldemort: How about a nice cup of tea while we discuss world peace?

Dumbledore: Mudbloods deserve to die

Dooby: Mr.Malfoy! Darling! I love you!!

Neville:draco stop it leave me alone
Draco: okay

Merlin's Beard, I've never laughed so much in my whole life! 😂

Hermione: This book is so boring!
Let's go to Hogsmeade and party till the dawn!
I don't understand this!

Draco: Leave my father out of this!

Snape: I love working with children!
Lockhart, tell me, how do you make your hair?

Originally posted by Aqua
Voldemort: *while flying on a broom*" i believe i can fly.....i believe i can touch the sky."

😆 😆 😆 😆 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 😆 😆 😆 HAHAHAHA NICE JOB👆

umbridge: of course i love centaurs! i love halfbreeds 2!

Harry: Isn't this pimple on my forehead CUTE?

LOL, this is the first time i've been in this thread... real funny... 😄

Ron: ((sings)) You are such a...

FAT PIG
FAT PIG
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when I
((licks lips))
Come for YOU!

Harry: Will you be a doll and get me my broom? Thanks babe!

Dumbledore: harry all this looking after you really pisses me off. i think it would be alot easier just to give you to voldemort and have him kick your ass
Voldemort: no are you joking!! this is the famous harry potter!!! i love him!!!!
Draco: MARRY ME HARRY!!!

Trewlany - Yes Harry, you'll still be alive when the week is over.

harry: ooooo what's that skull and snake thing? I WANNA HAVE THAT TATTOO!

Gwarp: according to davinci's bylaws and understandings it is safe to say that the papalcy as such is tormented and blinded by the indignanty of minds of devout catholics
Hagrid: urgh...

Hagrid: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING BUYING ME A DRAGON?!?! THOSE THINGS ARE DANGEROUS YOU KNOW!! I HAVE A MEETING WITH THE DISPOSAL OF MAGICAL CREATURES OFFICE LATER TODAY IN ACCORDANCE WITH MY "Kill all violent natured creatures" ACT

Originally posted by TiffanyRae
Ron: ((sings)) You are such a...

FAT PIG
FAT PIG
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when I
((licks lips))
Come for YOU!

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA 😂 😆 🤣 😆 😂 🤣 😂 😆 😂 🤣 THATS HILARIOUS!
lol just finished wat all ya wrote!! thats so funny
!!!

Draco: Harry, sign my boob!!!

hahahahahahahahahah! you guys are funny! i like the hermionie one,does this skirt make my butt look too big? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😆 😆 😆
well i made one up,hope ya like it.....hermione:i hate potions class!harry whispers to ron:yo!i am thinking of brewing up some weed today! want some? lol! thats all i got,tell me if ya think it's good or not

Foul Loathsom Evil Little Cockroach!! :😛OW:: That Felt Good!~

O.......................K! i like that part of the trailer too! 😂

lol you all have pretty funny stuff!where do you find this? 🤨