((Stolen!)) Things they would never say.

Moody: Voldemorts back? And........the big deal is........????????

Hermione:ron?what are you doing with thay huge book of spells?
Ron:reading,don't you just love to learn?
Hermione:NO! i hate it,i can barely keep my eyes open in potions class,you think i know how to read?

Made that one up! 💃

bumping cos its funny

Harry ((on the phone to Colin)) : You never stalk me anyplace new...

Harry: Hey guys, I've been invited to Voldemorts for tea, and he said you could come too if you want.

Hermione: No Ron, its not spew, its that Stupid Prick Elf, Winky

Voldermort: . . .and! I have cookies for everyone! now don't shove

Harry: "Hmmmum... Murrrmmmh... Hurrrmm"

Dumbledore: "Shut up Potter and keep sucking"

**The scene in the pensieve when Crouch Jr. is being brought to the chair in the arms of 2 dementors**

Dementer 1: So, Bob, I saw that Lord of the Rings movie the other day, and all I can say is WOW
Dementor 2: Ya, I agree, but those Wraith's are creepy, thank god we are more fortunate

**different Scenario, The gang are in DD's office**
Dumbledore: Chevron 7 locked!
Ron: The Stargate is open Harry, lets go to P46J1
Harry: Uhmm, WTF!! Wrong script jackasses

((On the Train, when the Dementors have just struck))

Harry: What are they?

Lupin: They were once men...

Alfonzo: Wrong movie, you numbskull!

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LMFAO I love this thread! 😆

Harry: oi colin wanna take sum pics of me??

Hermione: harry dropp it! it really is only homework!

lol...

heimone: wasnt umbridge such a good teacher and Ron i dont want to join Spew it sux and the library sux to

Lockhart: I must really talk 2 snape about how he gets his hair like that....I mean its simply stunning😱

lol ..... + erghh

cho: i hate cedric im glad he died thanz voldimort i owe u

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harry potter: oh dam it i wish i was in slytherin stupid sorting hat