((Stolen!)) Things they would never say.

Started by Candy16 pages

erm... amybe i am stupid but i didnt got tha last one 😆

lol! soz was a lil cryptic!! ever heard of the phrase "over the hill" as in wen someone gets old their "over the hill"???? all that comment was is that dumbledore was told that he's over the hill, and he didn't understand and said that he didn't remember going over one?!? get it....soz!!! i shud just keep it simple!

Sirius: Harry, guess what i heard!!! Voldemort got cought and sent to Azcaban!! I can't believe this!! How come he gets all the attention?? I killed a whole crowd of people and still!! I get nothing!!

Hermione: I can't handle this!! I just can't handle this!! I mean my pen ran out of ink and my home work is due in 3 weeks and i haven't started it yet!!! My life is over!!! I'm never studying it again!!!

Ron: it's ok hermione, i'll do all your homework for you.

Harry: Excuse me, Draco and i are busy over here could you keep your voices down!

Harry: I can't believe i painted my nails blue today... that's like sooo yesterday *twirls his hair around his finger*

Dumbledore: Over what hill? Where? I don't remember any hill.

I think dumbledore would say this if he got the chance

Voldemort: "I wonder what dumbledore is doing today? maybe I should call him up and see if he'd like to play a round of golf or maybe tennis."

Snape:"I'm taking away 150 points away from slytherin because they are just so stupid"

Ron:"Hi Aragog! How's it going man? Hey what are you doing later this afternoon I thought we might take a stroll."

Harry:"Oh Voldemort, you are the coolest guy in the world."

Peeves:*bumps into harry*"Oh excuse me good sir. I didn't see you there. Wasn't watching where I was going. Hey would you like me to go pester malfoy for you."

Dumbledore:"Harry? Who's Harry? I don't know a Harry? Harry Potter? No I don't know him either. You say he's famous if he was im sure I would have heard of him."

😆 🤣 😆

Umbridge: Harry Potter? How can u dislike him? He's brilliant!

Dumbledoor: Harry Potter? I wouldn't trust him as far as i could throw him!! So, prefessor Umbridge... what are u tomorrow night?

*Wink* *Wink* to Umbridge.

Umbridge: What about tonight?

Dumbledoor: I can't miss tonight for anything... I have a movie date with Voldemort!
*Jumps up in one spot clapping his hands together*

Ron: S.P.E.W.

this is off topic but has anyone noticed the squibs in hp have cats?

Harry: Man Eloise Midgin is hot i just wanna kiss her and hug her and......

Draco to neville: Look buddy i'm sorry for insulting you all those times i mean you all tottaly cool and stuff
neville: oh draco my dear no offence taken sorry for trying to kill you in 5th year *laughs* don't see how i got all worked up over my parents going wakco (hugs draco)

Originally posted by PrefectRonnykin
this is off topic but has anyone noticed the squibs in hp have cats?

all the squibs? er i know only mrs. figg, who except her?

mr filch

oh yeah, thats right 😉
erm... what did ya wanna say with that? 😆

Wormtail: mynizzle fosizzle

Originally posted by PrefectRonnykin
Wormtail: mynizzle fosizzle

lol. 😆 thats a good one. can i add a bit onto it?

Wormtail: mynizzle fosizzle, in da house yo. 🤘 *starts break dancing* hope u dont mind me cashing in on ur idea!?

(u actually dont mind...do u?)

lololol omg these are so histarical i have just read 7 pages of all of them.

lol this is insanly funny !!!!! hahahaha

Voldemort: i wish there were more people like Harry in this world

draco: harry potter...i wish he liked me.

Crabb & Goyle: f*** off draco.

Hagrid: i hate annimals.

i dont mind
Voldemort: HEY LOOK DADDY I CAN RIDE MY TRIKE!! muggles ROCK!!!!