The Official Naruto series Thread

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Don't spout such lies. It actually is Sarutobi clan > Uchiha clan > Hyuuga clan > Senju clan > Uzumaki clan. 313

Sasuke, Hiruzen & Asuma make the Sarutobi clan > everyone else.
Uchihas have Hax powah!
Hyuugas are awesome, but don't compare to Hax Powah, Sasuke, Hiruzen & Asuma.
Senjus cheat in battle.
Uzumaki members become the wives of the Senju.
There's your evidence that Sarutobi > Uchiha > Hyuuga > Senju > Uzumaki. 😛

Originally posted by Kento
❌ It's Konohamaru that make the Sarutobi Clan > all (except Hyuuga)
Uchiha's hax powers are just to make up for their lack of actual skill that's why they are third with Senju who cheat to make up for their lack of hax power. 😗 That and they have Sasuke to bring them down a level, and Tobirama brings Senju up a level.
Hyuuga can kill with a touch without the need for hax powers. That's why they are the best, with Sarutobi barley beaten out because Hyuuga's wish to create a cooler version of Hokutoshinken. 😛
Uzumaki's have Naruto, they have no choice but to be last. 😆

Hiruzen makes the Sarutobi clan > all (except Uchiha & Hyuuga)
Adding Asuma, Konohamaru, & Sasuke just makes them > Uchiha + Hyuuga + Everyone else.
Uchihas do not need the Sharingan to pwn ass. They are better with weapons than TenTen is with her kunais/shuriken, and Temari is with her fan. They simply like to use their ossum looking eyes to make everyone forget everything. Sasuke Uchiha is named after teh 2nd greatest Sarutobi evar! He doesn't bring down the Uchiha uhuh

Tobirama brings Senju up a level, but he uses dead people to fight and Hashirama is a big cheat that uses beasts and his wife to fight others, so Hashirama brings them down more.

Hyuugas can only kill with a touch if they can touch someone in the first place. They are not cool enough to touch Uchihas & Sarutobis. So they are third. 😛
Oh yeah, they have Naruto as well, who is destined to become Sasuke's wife. 😂

Originally posted by dadudemon
Also, Naruto + Yamato + Bee were not powerful enough to stop the Kyuubi, half powered and Bee mastered his Beast on his own. It took special chakra from good ol' mom to take down the half powered Kyuubi.

That means, at the very least, the half powered Kyuubi is 3 times more powerful than the Hachibi...further backing up what I was saying.

Naruto may be lower, but Kushina's pretty badass.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Hiruzen makes the Sarutobi clan > all (except Uchiha & Hyuuga)
Adding Asuma, Konohamaru, & Sasuke just makes them > Uchiha + Hyuuga + Everyone else.

Originally posted by Q99
Naruto may be lower, but Kushina's pretty badass.

That she is. Whenever she sees the Kyuubi, she just casually chains it down. She seems good with chains, which would make for some interesting hentai. Minato is quite lucky.

Originally posted by Kento
You are forgetting one major thing...Hanabi. Her being alive makes Hyuuga's above all even if Minato, Tobirama and Itachi tried to become part of the Sarutobi Clan just to up the Clan to Hanabi's level of greatness, and then forced Shodai, Naruto, Sasuke, and Madara to become Hyuuga just to bring down the clan from the awesomeness that just having Hiashi, and Hizashi.

Hanabi wants to marry Sasuke. biscuits So she cannot be half as cool as you think she is. All possible wives of Sasuke (Sakura/Karin/Naruto/Hanabi) aren't very cool. 😛

Also, Minato/Tobirama/Itachi/Sasuke/Hiruzen/Asuma >>>> Hiashi/Hizashi.

Anyway, onto SRS BZNS.

I wonder what Naruto's life would have been like had Madara not been the spark of the event that caused the deaths of his parents. mmm

A kid who has no Kyuubi powers or whiskers, who wouldn't be left out when young but would instead be popular as he was the son of the 4th, and would be a decent ninja?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Also, Naruto + Yamato + Bee were not powerful enough to stop the Kyuubi, half powered and Bee mastered his Beast on his own. It took special chakra from good ol' mom to take down the half powered Kyuubi.

That means, at the very least, the half powered Kyuubi is 3 times more powerful than the Hachibi...further backing up what I was saying.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
A kid who has no Kyuubi powers or whiskers, who wouldn't be left out when young but would instead be popular as he was the son of the 4th, and would be a decent ninja?

Konohamaru was immensely weird back then. >__>

I don't think Naruto would try attacking his dad. His mom would spank him with her hair.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
A kid who has no Kyuubi powers or whiskers, who wouldn't be left out when young but would instead be popular as he was the son of the 4th, and would be a decent ninja?

I would think he'd still have the whiskers. He'd probably still inherit his mother in terms of personality and he'd have less chakra I think. He wouldn't know the Clone jutsu at such a young age, though he might learn rasengan at a younger age, if his Dad teaches him.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Konohamaru was immensely weird back then. >__>

I don't think Naruto would try attacking his dad. His mom would spank him with her hair.

Well I didn't mean like that. I mean even more pathetic at chakra control than Naruto was at the start.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
A kid who has no Kyuubi powers or whiskers, who wouldn't be left out when young but would instead be popular as he was the son of the 4th, and would be a decent ninja?

http://manga.bleachexile.com/naruto-chapter-500-page-17.html

He'd still have the whiskers. As for his sucess as a ninja, Maybe Minato would've taught him FTG; he would have almost definitely taught him Rasengan....probably

Oh and I just want to say Minato/Raikage/Bee>ninja clans in general: not individual ninjas before someone goes off on me.

Originally posted by wakkawakkawakka
http://manga.bleachexile.com/naruto-chapter-500-page-17.html

He'd still have the whiskers. As for his sucess as a ninja, Maybe Minato would've taught him FTG; he would have almost definitely taught him Rasengan....probably

Oh and I just want to say Minato/Raikage/Bee>ninja clans in general: not individual ninjas before someone goes off on me.

Yeah, my bad. I forgot that he was born with those whiskers. >__>

Raikage & Bee are part of the Yotsuki clan who are <<< Uchiha/Hyuuga/Sarutobi clans biscuits

Originally posted by Kento
Yes, yes he was. How'd he go from that to....learning rasengan?

Well I didn't mean like that. I mean even more pathetic at chakra control than Naruto was at the start.

He's a f***ing Sarutobi. 😛

How though? I mean, he'd have his father, Minato, and his mother to teach him the basics. Granted, he'd likely still be book stupid, but he wouldn't goof off as much as he did.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Raikage & Bee are part of the Yotsuki clan who are <<< Uchiha/Hyuuga/Sarutobi clans biscuits

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
He's a f***ing Sarutobi. 😛

How though? I mean, he'd have his father, Minato, and his mother to teach him the basics. Granted, he'd likely still be book stupid, but he wouldn't goof off as much as he did.

He wouldn't work as hard as he was though either.. He was that horrid AND was always training to improve himself. It wasn't until recently he's actually gotten around to being able to control his chakra good. With Minato around he's probably be a bit more bratty, and without the need to prove himself. So he may not have a big as of drive as he does now. Like Konohamaru who didn't have a drive until Naruto treated him like he wasn't anything special, and all that.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Raikage & Bee are part of the Yotsuki clan who are <<< Uchiha/Hyuuga/Sarutobi clans biscuits

All shall fear Raikage's kidnapping powers and Bee's raps!!! Although Minato still owns all the clans.

Neither Naruto nor Konohamaru had as much bratty potential as Tsunade.

1st's grandaughter + 2nd's grand-niece + 3rd's student= total brat opportunity; not saying that she was one by any means.

Originally posted by wakkawakkawakka
All shall fear Raikage's kidnapping powers and Bee's raps!!! Although Minato still owns all the clans.

Neither Naruto nor Konohamaru had as much bratty potential as Tsunade.

1st's grandaughter + 2nd's grand-niece + 3rd's student= total brat opportunity; not saying that she was one by any means.

Originally posted by Kento
Not gonna change your mind over the rest...but Bee even says Hachibi is weak inside Naruto's head... .

Weak or not, it still could not succeed with Naruto, Yamato, and Bee, all at once. It took special chakras that can beat down the best. That speaks for something considering Naruto was "ultimately" motivated and that's plot no-jutsu, right there...and Naruto STILL couldn't beat the beast. His mom had to come along and give him a government bail-out.

Originally posted by King Kandy
http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/496/17/

See my above post. And, that's a much weaker case than I thought Kento was making. Not as strong as usual is not "I am weak inside you (lol!!!!!!!)."

Originally posted by dadudemon
Weak or not, it still could not succeed with Naruto, Yamato, and Bee, all at once. It took special chakras that can beat down the best. That speaks for something considering Naruto was "ultimately" motivated and that's plot no-jutsu, right there...and Naruto STILL couldn't beat the beast. His mom had to come along and give him a government bail-out.

See my above post. And, that's a much weaker case than I thought Kento was making. Not as strong as usual is not "I am weak inside you (lol!!!!!!!)."