Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
That sounds more to me like "That dude's really tough, I fought him once." Doesn't really sound like "Yeah I fought that guy once, he beat me and I almost died."
Originally posted by NemeBro
You're assuming I think Madara beating Hashirama with the Kyuubi would be a straight fight, or at least implying it without realising it, I do not. There was nothing "straight" about the fight, and prior to when the Kyuubi got involved they were roughly equals. The Kyuubi is not standard equipment to either.
You're correct. Even Hashirama and Madara weren't straight: they were g*y for each other.
And, I was assuming that you did not think a ninja fight was a straight up fight when no ninja fight is ever straight: it's impossible as a Shinobi tries to when through any tactic possible and the most devious/intelligent and skilled shinobi usually wins.
Originally posted by NemeBro
You assume I downplay Hashirama? On the contrary, not only is he along with Sarutobi and Danzo (If he counts) my favorite of the Hokages, I consider him one of the strongest ninja in the series bar none.
You had better, berch. 😠
Originally posted by NemeBro
Cannot really say Hashirama's is the "best feat," since without a Biju on hand it would be useless to compare it when comparing him abilities-wise to another character, Hashirama does not have the Kyuubi as standard equipment.
Please name a better "fight" feat:
Defeating the most powerful EMS user (to date) that had full control over the Kyuubi, which I proved was, by far, the most powerful tailed beast.
Originally posted by King Kandy
He didn't defeat an MS user with full control over the Kyuubi. He beat an MS user who's control over the Kyuubi was compromised because he was facing a Mokuton user.
No, he beat an EMS user that had full control over the Kyuubi when the fight started.
In the process of beating that person, he wrestled control of the Kyuubi away from that person.
Nah, here's what really happened:
Madara summons the Kyuubi and is like "Let's wreck their shit." And Kyuubi is like,"I don't want to, I was reading Harry Potter and I'd like to get back to it." And Madara is like "Eye hax!" o.o
Meanwhile...
Hashirama is informed of the Kyuubi nearing the border to attack the village. "Madara's an Uchiha and he is going to try and destroy the village. Which means all Uchiha are going to try and destroy the village. Quick, Sasuke, cut off the Uchiha's water supply, take away their access to power and shelter, and give their food to the Akimichi. Some fat bastards are what Konoha needs right now. I'll go fight Madara instead of mobilizing my forces. Mito, I'm glad you didn't talk while I explained my plans. I knew there was a reason I married you." And so, Hashirama leaves to fight alone....
Madara and Hashirama meet. And as they are rivals, they must exchange in witty banter before a fight to the death....Madara says "My dick was big enough to summon the Kyuubi." And Hashirama says "My dick was big enough to make me Hokage." Madara glares, having lost the battle of words. The fight begins!
Well, turns out Hashirama was expecting a not so difficult time. And by that I mean, he's spent the last hour of his life, running like shit. He's exhausted beyond all belief and just wants to go home and fap. Suddenly, Mito appears! "Hashirama!" She cried out. "If you can stop the Kyuubi for but a moment, I can-" and its at that time Hashirama, Madara, and Kyuubi lose interest in her because it's a woman talking and no one wants to hear that. Suddenly, Hashirama comes up with a brilliant idea. If he seals the biggest, most powerful creature in the world in his wife, that means he gets to have sex with the demon that has killed millions. And that is some serious manliness. So he creates a giant tree and throws it in the air! The Kyuubi, looking for a wand so he can cosplay as Dumbledore, sees the tree and jumps for it. Hashirama folds his hands and he is like "OMFGGETINMYWIFEYOUSONOFA*****SOICANGOHOMEANDWATCHONEPIECE!" And the Kyuubi is paralyzed as the woman who's name escapes me atm seals him inside of herself. Madara was too busy glaring at Mito evily because Uchiha hate Uzumaki stalkers. She says she's there to help her husband but we all the real truth....she's hoping Madara will show her how an avenger does things. Like Madara would ever so much as-OMFG A KYUUBI DEATH BALL! Madara is hit by the blast and falls backward dead.....
Or is he?
Hashirama makes a tree so he can proceed to fap behind it when a hand comes out of the ground and teleports him to another location! Hashirama, being pissed, doesn't listen to Madara talk about his space time technique. Seriously, when would knowing about it ever help anyone? So they fight! But Madara gains the upper hand quickly and knocks Hashirama to the ground. Madara stares down at his long time rival, kunai in hand, ready to end it all!
And then....Madara discovers the true weakness of the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan. See, when you transplant the eyes, you get some of the persons personality as well. Well, Itachi was wrong about why Madara killed Izuna. He really had no idea about the eye transplant and just wanted his brother to stop being a good boy, because Uchiha can't be good boys. Madara grabs his head in agony and something changes within him. He looks down at Hashirama and is smiling. Madara is calling himself Tobi cause he likes those letters and he states he is a good boy and will help Hashirama bring peace to the Shinobi world and spread the Will of Fire!
But he's an Uchiha. **** that noise. So Hashirama takes a kunai and cuts Madara up. He drops his enemy's body to the ground, finally finishes fapping, and proceeds home. He doesn't get Madara's body though so he leaves it behind. Because, what kind of sick lonely freak would want an Uchiha's body?
And they all lived happily ever after. The End.
Originally posted by dadudemon
No, he beat an EMS user that had full control over the Kyuubi when the fight started.In the process of beating that person, he wrestled control of the Kyuubi away from that person.
Apparently, Madara couldn't summon the Kyuubi for very long, which IMO, is not much of a surprise, considering it's head and neck region is as large as Gamabunta. 😐
That may have had something to do with how Hashirama managed to take control of the Kyuubi and beat Madara.
Originally posted by dadudemon1. To be fair, Hashirama and Madara are prettier than most of the girls in Naruto.
You're correct. Even Hashirama and Madara weren't straight: they were g*y for each other.And, I was assuming that you did not think a ninja fight was a straight up fight when no ninja fight is ever straight: it's impossible as a Shinobi tries to when through any tactic possible and the most devious/intelligent and skilled shinobi usually wins.
You had better, berch. 😠
Please name a better "fight" feat:
Defeating the most powerful EMS user (to date) that had full control over the Kyuubi, which I proved was, by far, the most powerful tailed beast.
Glad to see you agree with me. 🙂 Ninja fights do not have to be straight, I agree. 🙂 Notice I said I do not think it was an unfair fight, just not a straight one. Also, most Shinobi fights in Naruto are generally... Nothing like that. 😐
2. Shut up and get back to work.
3. Naruto's pants holding back his penis every time he sees Sasuke is by far the most impressive feat in the manga.
Madara is the only EMS user. estahuh
Think of it in a scenario like this.
Michael Twinklenutz: So man who do you think would win in a fight between Hashirama and Minato?
Phil Cockblockington: Easy man, Hashirama was able to take control of the Kyuubi and use it to beat Madara, that's hax shit yo.
Harold P. Wifflepisser: But in a fight who says the Kyuubi would be there? You cannot use that as proof that Hashirama would beat Minato because he would not come to a fight with the Kyuubi in a standard scenario.
Phil Cockblockington: No u.
Madara doesn't seem to age, though. I mean Sarutobi was like 80 years old and he looked like it, which means that his body atrophied like normal people's bodies do. If Madara aged like normal people than his body would have broken down by now, considering he's like hundreds of years old. That aside, I'm not really sure what's that got to do with what we were talking about, though. Tsuchikage stating that Madara could beat them all currently, when the Tsuchikage himself is a shell of his former self and can barely walk, doesn't imply to me that when he was young and strong and in his prime Madara whipped his ass.
Originally posted by RE: BlaxicanOnoki doesn't know Madara is immortal though, we do not even know what he looks like, only Kisame does actually. 😐 Madara would be about a hundred years old right now.
Madara doesn't seem to age, though. I mean Sarutobi was like 80 years old and he looked like it, which means that his body atrophied like normal people's bodies do. If Madara aged like normal people than his body would have broken down by now, considering he's like hundreds of years old. That aside, I'm not really sure what's that got to do with what we were talking about, though. Tsuchikage stating that Madara could beat them all currently, when the Tsuchikage himself is a shell of his former self and can barely walk, doesn't imply to me that when he was young and strong and in his prime Madara whipped his ass.
Tsuchikage does not seem to rely on physical power in combat though, being able to fly helps, and he can apparently atomize you. With dust. 😐 However that works.
If he thought that Madara could beat them all, that would mean he could beat Onoki, Terumi, the Raikage, Gaara, and if we really stretch the meaning behind Onoki's words nearly any ninja alive, unless Onoki was like, the leethax amazing omega bullshit when he was young, Madara probably won. Do note I have said PROBABLY, based on evidence we can infer that Madara won, because evidence supports that for the moment.
I didn't get the idea he felt that Madara could beat all five of them by himself, just that he was very individually powerful.
Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
So do you all think that the 4th is > all of the current Kage's?
If he was around now, he'd likely be the strongest Kage in a one on one fight, but not by a lot.