The Official Naruto series Thread

Started by King Kandy1,600 pages

I like how the technique's called "Bug Ball". Aburame don't need no fancy names.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Don't be jealous just because I'm beautiful. And you aren't the greatest Uchiha of all time. You couldn't even handle a blonde pretty boy or the guy with a wood fetish. You are nothing.

Nah, I am simply perfect. And what did Itachi know? He killed our whole family and got AIDS. Clearly not thinking straight. And yet, he still scared you. 131

Yet without me, your head would currently be in Kumogakure, with your body in the Iron Country. Be grateful I didn't just smack you myself for being such a nuisance.
And me failing to handle the pretty boy is nothing compared to you failing to handle a guy who couldn't even scratch his own a** if he tried.

Nah, I only told you he scared me just so I could make you fall deeper in love with your own brother. I could take the both of you out with my eyes closed. 313

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Spoiler:
Division V is either really ****ing huge or spread out like crazy.

Yay for Kakashi vs Zabuza! And I guess Haku vs Lee since they're both fast?

The Zetsu volcano was also cool.

Note: Hinata has canonically used a long range attack, so she does not suck in combat as much as before.

And, Zabuza on the cover looks badass.

It'd be frickin' hilarious if Haku's regular speed matched Lee's. That said, him making a mirror above Sai was awesome.

Yeah, I guess Neji's been teaching her some moves. Course he probably demanded sex in return.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
i love how kabuto trolled madara

We both know Kabuto's going to end up being trolled by Madara; or even Sasuke. I can just picture it: the first feat he performs after he activates EMS, would be insta-pwning Kabuto, and using him to control all Edo Tensei'd ninja awesome

that's the only problem i have with shonen -- shit can be too predictable.

though i think shisui's power will come to play rather than sasuke

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Yet without me, your head would currently be in Kumogakure, with your body in the Iron Country. Be grateful I didn't just smack you myself for being such a nuisance.
And me failing to handle the pretty boy is nothing compared to you failing to handle a guy who couldn't even scratch his own a** if he tried.

Nah, I only told you he scared me just so I could make you fall deeper in love with your own brother. I could take the both of you out with my eyes closed. 313

You better be careful about smacking people. You may lose your arm. Raikage can vouch for that. And I'll have you know that Killerbee can scratch his own ass. He just orders the 8 tails to do it to save time.

Like you took out Konan? Face it. You need me. Otherwise, who else is going to pwn Kabuto? You certainly won't be able to.

It'd be frickin' hilarious if Haku's regular speed matched Lee's. That said, him making a mirror above Sai was awesome.

Yeah, I guess Neji's been teaching her some moves. Course he probably demanded sex in return.

Yeah. By the way, anyone know where the water needed to make that mirror came from? I assume the Ambush Squad was sweating and crying like bastards when they saw Zabuza (as they should) but I didn't see anything definite.

I certainly would. Oh the things I'd do to Hinata....

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
You better be careful about smacking people. You may lose your arm. Raikage can vouch for that. And I'll have you know that Killerbee can scratch his own ass. He just orders the 8 tails to do it to save time.

Like you took out Konan? Face it. You need me. Otherwise, who else is going to pwn Kabuto? You certainly won't be able to.

Even if I lose my arm, I can still get another one any time I want. Besides, you still don't know how my jutsu works, so as usual, you have no clue about my true powers.

No, like I took out Fu & Torune. It'll be you and Itachi/Naruto against me, not you alone against me. You know you need someone watching your back against a tough opponent. 313

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Yeah. By the way, anyone know where the water needed to make that mirror came from? I assume the Ambush Squad was sweating and crying like bastards when they saw Zabuza (as they should) but I didn't see anything definite.

I certainly would. Oh the things I'd do to Hinata....

Did Haku need water when he first used the Jutsu? Maybe the air up there must have been saturated with Water or something. It's Shounen, you don't pay attention to such shit.

Neji would kick your ass if you tried to do anything to Hinata. It's why Naruto hasn't shown any interest in Hinata. He's afraid of Neji.

Originally posted by King Kandy
God realm Pain was able to keep up with sage and six-tail naruto well enough.

Which is why that body ended up dead against a non-sage mode Naruto, right?

Originally posted by King Kandy
If he drops a toad, Nagato can just use shinra tensei to repel it away.

Which is then instant death for the almost immobile Nagato. 5 seconds is much too short of a time for someone as fast and as skilled as Jiraiya.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Even if I lose my arm, I can still get another one any time I want. Besides, you still don't know how my jutsu works, so as usual, you have no clue about my true powers.

No, like I took out Fu & Torune. It'll be you and Itachi/Naruto against me, not you alone against me. You know you need someone watching your back against a tough opponent. 313

Nah. I do. I'm just using you to get to the elders. Don't forget that you've told me that you were involved. You're on my list, just give it a while.

While it's true that I need someone to watch my back against a tough opponent, I first need a tough opponent, which I see none at the moment. Surely you aren't under the impression that you are tough? 131

Did Haku need water when he first used the Jutsu? Maybe the air up there must have been saturated with Water or something. It's Shounen, you don't pay attention to such shit.

Neji would kick your ass if you tried to do anything to Hinata. It's why Naruto hasn't shown any interest in Hinata. He's afraid of Neji.

He needed water to do the ice needles so I assume he needs it for the mirrors. And I'm sorry, we talented Uchiha notice things that non-talented Uchiha miss.

Neji hasn't been able to kick my ass since the Chunnin exams. I'm not afraid. 313

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Nah. I do. I'm just using you to get to the elders. Don't forget that you've told me that you were involved. You're on my list, just give it a while.

While it's true that I need someone to watch my back against a tough opponent, I first need a tough opponent, which I see none at the moment. Surely you aren't under the impression that you are tough? 131

Of course I told you I was involved. I want you to come after me, so that I can then show you that you only think you are great. Naruto's a bigger threat right now, and I could take him out with one eye.

Of course you don't see any tough opponents at the moment. First your eyes were so badly damaged that you could barely see Kakashi. Then you came to me asking for Itachi's eyes.
That is, of course, assuming you were given Itachi's eyes. vin

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
He needed water to do the ice needles so I assume he needs it for the mirrors. And I'm sorry, we talented Uchiha notice things that non-talented Uchiha miss.

Neji hasn't been able to kick my ass since the Chunnin exams. I'm not afraid. 313

Meh, he probably used the Water Vapour or something.
I'm sorry, there are no non-talented Uchiha, just lesser talented Uchiha, like yourself.

You're not afraid of Raikage, so it's little surprise that you aren't afraid of Neji. Yet like the Raikage, Neji will kick your ass if Hinata's involved. Nothing can stop a Horny Hyuuga.

lol. Zabuza is so useless. Even he acknowledges it.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Which is why that body ended up dead against a non-sage mode Naruto, right?

Which is then instant death for the almost immobile Nagato. 5 seconds is much too short of a time for someone as fast and as skilled as Jiraiya.

He can use the other abilities of the Paths, like absorbing Jiraiya's ninjutsu, or using a summon to ward him off for a couple of seconds. Not to mention, if Jiraiya moves around in the open, Nagato will know that Jiraiya is coming towards the tower, thanks to his rain tech.

Besides, I don't think Jiraiya would aim to kill Nagato, even if he was hopelessly disillusioned at the time.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Of course I told you I was involved. I want you to come after me, so that I can then show you that you only think you are great. Naruto's a bigger threat right now, and I could take him out with one eye.

Of course you don't see any tough opponents at the moment. First your eyes were so badly damaged that you could barely see Kakashi. Then you came to me asking for Itachi's eyes.
That is, of course, assuming you were given Itachi's eyes. vin

You called an Uzumaki a threat. I hereby strip you of the name "Uchiha".

You clearly gave me Itachi's eyes. Why would you suggest taking Itachi's eyes and then give me another pair? If it was my eyes you wanted, you could simply have taken them.

Meh, he probably used the Water Vapour or something.
I'm sorry, there are no non-talented Uchiha, just [b]lesser talented
Uchiha, like yourself.

You're not afraid of Raikage, so it's little surprise that you aren't afraid of Neji. Yet like the Raikage, Neji will kick your ass if Hinata's involved. Nothing can stop a Horny Hyuuga. [/B]

Better to be a lesser talented Uchiha, than not an Uchiha at all.

Does it matter? You'll save me in the mean time, taking care of Neji for me while I show his no talent cousin why we Uchiha have always been the best.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Which is why that body ended up dead against a non-sage mode Naruto, right?

Um, no, as a matter of fact its not. In fact Naruto's attacks at the conclusion were absurdly slow; it took him three seconds just to execute a punch.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Which is then instant death for the almost immobile Nagato. 5 seconds is much too short of a time for someone as fast and as skilled as Jiraiya.

He can just aim it at an angle to hit both of them, and besides, he can use the powers of all 6 paths of pain; the other five should be more than sufficient to hold him off for a mere five seconds.

Kurotsuchi and her dad are pretty strong!

She's got three normal elements plus her 'lava.'

Judging by the reactions, it seems like kekkei genkai users really are feared.


I understand and agree with the fuzziness point, but not point #1. S is the highest rank ninja have, but there are way too many in the S range. The high end ninja like Nagato and current Madara/Madara with Kyuubi shouldn't be in the same tier as people like Itachi or Minato IMO. Then there's the Sage who is far above anyone else. It's mainly due to them that I would like to go past S+.

With Nagato and current Madara, they are *so* superior that I agree we should put those two in a higher slot, I just want to minimize the spread as much as possible.


Same tier as Orochimaru IMO. Orochimaru's stronger if we compare their base forms, but while Jiraiya has Sage Mode, it doesn't put him too far above Orochimaru; considering he has something like the Hydra Technique.

Personally I feel their base forms are pretty equal in different ways, and that Sage is better than Hydra. Sage not only ups Jiraiya's physical power but literally every other jutsu, as well as using the elders to use a super-high genjutsu.

Originally posted by Q99
as well as using the elders to use a super-high genjutsu.

No escape from that Genjutsu unless you have an outside partner...just the same as the other ultimate genjutsu, Tsukuyomi.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Which is why that body ended up dead against a non-sage mode Naruto, right?

Which is then instant death for the almost immobile Nagato. 5 seconds is much too short of a time for someone as fast and as skilled as Jiraiya.

jiraya got killed by fodder paths, deva didn't even crack off one jutsu iirc

best filler episode in a long time

the old man is def A class

Originally posted by psycho gundam
jiraya got killed by fodder paths, deva didn't even crack off one jutsu iirc

....

He killed 3 without knowing the secrets. That's better than anyone had done up to that point.

Also, he took on all "6" at once after they were revived.

He stood no chance. Had he known his secret, he would not have even wasted time with the bodies and went straight to the source.

Also, had he known the secret, he could've caught more bodies in the sage genjutsu.

Does anyone else like how Zabuza is casually talking shop this chapter?

He's got no dogs in this race. Sure, he's there, and he's fighting, but he doesn't actually have a stake in the outcome, being dead and all.

"Oh hey, Kunoichi! You've grown up. How's that other brat? Mhm, mhm, welp, good to know."

Haku looks even more like a chick in this chapter than he ever has.

Wonder what'll happen with Anko though.