The Official Naruto series Thread

Started by RE: Blaxican1,600 pages

Originally posted by Q99
Does anyone else like how Zabuza is casually talking shop this chapter?

He's got no dogs in this race. Sure, he's there, and he's fighting, but he doesn't actually have a stake in the outcome, being dead and all.

"Oh hey, Kunoichi! You've grown up. How's that other brat? Mhm, mhm, welp, good to know."

That's because he's got nothing else to do. He is like, literally the weakest member on the field right now.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
That's because he's got nothing else to do. He is like, literally the weakest member on the field right now.

I doubt that. He doesn't have a kekkei genkai*, but he's still really badass.

Still, yea, he really doesn't have anything better to do 🙂

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The comment Gari had is I think telling of the zombies in general- indestructible, so we can just trade blows.

*The danger of kekkei genkai seems to be that users always have powerful, unique jutsu. There are other ways to have powerful unique jutsu, but it seems like for them it's a sure thing. Every kekkei genkai user has a style that very few opposing ninja will have seen before, even a weaker one.

seems like Kabuto doesn't know talk-no-jutsu can beat edo tensei

Originally posted by stickman618
seems like Kabuto doesn't know talk-no-jutsu can beat edo tensei

Talk-no-jutsu beats the Narutoverse.

That's why Orochimaru had his village work on sound-based jutsu! He was trying to develop a counter!

Originally posted by Q99
*The danger of kekkei genkai seems to be that users always have powerful, unique jutsu. There are other ways to have powerful unique jutsu, but it seems like for them it's a sure thing. Every kekkei genkai user has a style that very few opposing ninja will have seen before, even a weaker one.

Yeah, kekkei genkai seems to be getting more attention as of late. I'm just happy that Haku effortlessly pwned the Ambush Squad. That made my day.

Originally posted by Q99
Judging by the reactions, it seems like kekkei genkai users really are feared.

They are rare, and typically, there will not be a lot of information on how to properly combat them. Since they know that those users have KG's, they presumably know what they can use, but they will still be in for a number of surprises. KG's can have also have a variety of effects. Like Mei's mist, or Kurotsuchi's cement.

Originally posted by Q99
With Nagato and current Madara, they are *so* superior that I agree we should put those two in a higher slot, I just want to minimize the spread as much as possible.

The spread of ninja won't be that great anyway. There are about 16 ninja that I think are worthy of being S+ and over (assuming that Jiraiya, Orochimaru and Hiruzen are placed in S+), but there's enough of a difference between most of them, that they should be placed in different, corresponding slots.

Originally posted by Q99
Personally I feel their base forms are pretty equal in different ways, and that Sage is better than Hydra. Sage not only ups Jiraiya's physical power but literally every other jutsu, as well as using the elders to use a super-high genjutsu.

I agree that Sage Mode is better than Hydra, but in Sage Mode, Jiraiya can still be overwhelmed. It takes an exceptional ninja to do so, but I believe that Orochimaru has enough intelligence, versatility and endurance to do so. The Frog Elder Genjutsu is the jutsu I see posing the greatest threat to Orochimaru. Everything else, Orochimaru could handle. After all, he took on 4 Tailed Kyuubi while his body was starting to reject him.
That said, I rank Jiraiya in the same tier as Orochimaru, but above him, if Sage mode is taken into account.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
You called an Uzumaki a threat. I hereby strip you of the name "Uchiha".

You clearly gave me Itachi's eyes. Why would you suggest taking Itachi's eyes and then give me another pair? If it was my eyes you wanted, you could simply have taken them.

Well, it was an Uzumaki that nearly beat you at VotE. Besides, you know you've always wanted to fight Naruto.

Simply to troll you.
No one would want your eyes, let alone me, when I have access to dozens of Sharingans, including Itachi's.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Better to be a lesser talented Uchiha, than not an Uchiha at all.

Does it matter? You'll save me in the mean time, taking care of Neji for me while I show his no talent cousin why we Uchiha have always been the best.

Unless one is a Sarutobi.
That said, even the Kyuubi knows that you are only a shadow when compared to me.

What are you talking about? While you two are duking it out, I'll be having my way with Hinata. 313 But in order to instill some loyalty in you, I'll kidnap her, and whenever you're a good boy, you can have her as a reward. 😛

Oh yeah!!!!!!!!! Hinata can do air palm jyuuken. Eat your heart out, Sakura.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Well, it was an Uzumaki that nearly beat you at VotE. Besides, you know you've always wanted to fight Naruto.

Simply to troll you.
No one would want your eyes, let alone me, when I have access to dozens of Sharingans, including Itachi's.

Nah. I had it covered. He never so much as scratched me during that fight. awesome

There are far better ways to troll me than that. I kicked ass before getting the sharingan, so I can still kick ass without it.

Unless one is a Sarutobi.
That said, even the Kyuubi knows that you are only a shadow when compared to me.

What are you talking about? While you two are duking it out, I'll be having my way with Hinata. 313 But in order to instill some loyalty in you, I'll kidnap her, and whenever you're a good boy, you can have her as a reward. 😛

Sarutobi are the most overrated ninja in the ninja world.
Yet the Kyuubi goes away when I so much as touch it? 😛

I've used Genjutsu to sick Neji on you. But I have a proposition. We team up to kill Neji, you get Hinata Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. I'll get her on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Sundays will alternate. Sound good?

wow, something is going down with Kabuto and it looks like some kind of summon or demon if the end panel is anything to judge by.

and I'm glad to see that Haku and Zabuza haven't suddenly been pwned. good to know that they can kick a little ass first before dying again.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
That's because he's got nothing else to do. He is like, literally the weakest member on the field right now.
Haku is weaker than him, and we do not even know who the other two Edo Tensei'd ninja are.

Learn to be a better troll. 131

Originally posted by dadudemon
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He killed 3 without knowing the secrets. That's better than anyone had done up to that point.

Also, he took on all "6" at once after they were revived.

He stood no chance. Had he known his secret, he would not have even wasted time with the bodies and went straight to the source.

again, god realm did jack shit, and we both can admit that he's the real obstacle of them all. the rest of the paths are support for him and if you think about it, they weaken him when active.

god realm beat naruto at least twice when they fought and this was after the used a shitload of chackra and with his secrets almost all revealed, against the second coming of the most successful style used against him after ascending to pein, plus prep, plus an improved sage mode and longer usage.... plus that mofo had the kyuubi inside him. (minus the mission to capture, the manga would have ended)

jiraya had the chackra rod in his shoulder , sort of like naruto did also

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Nah. I had it covered. He never so much as scratched me during that fight. awesome

There are far better ways to troll me than that. I kicked ass before getting the sharingan, so I can still kick ass without it.

Only because my statue was instilling fear in him and the Kyuubi. It's only through sheer luck that the Kyuubi came out anyway, and you got nearly got pwnd when it did.

Of course there are, but I'm waiting for you to strike at me before I use those methods. I have Itachi waiting as well, to put you in your place. peaches
Yeah, you can kick ass without it, but against another Uchiha, you know you need the Sharingan.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Sarutobi are the most overrated ninja in the ninja world.
Yet the Kyuubi goes away when I so much as touch it? 😛

I've used Genjutsu to sick Neji on you. But I have a proposition. We team up to kill Neji, you get Hinata Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. I'll get her on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Sundays will alternate. Sound good?

You have the name of a Sarutobi, and a Sarutobi protected you from those molesters. You owe everything to the Sarutobi clan, ma boi.
Damn, I have nothing that good, but I can summon the Kyuubi. estahuh

Shisui's genjutsu > your genjutsu. But I accept your proposition. I have Konan anyway so I don't need Hinata to be exclusively mine.

Originally posted by Q99
That's why Orochimaru had his village work on sound-based jutsu! He was trying to develop a counter!

And it's why he kidnapped Sasuke. Sasuke's the only one capable of repeatedly resisting Talk no Jutsu.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
again, god realm did jack shit, and we both can admit that he's the real obstacle of them all. the rest of the paths are support for him and if you think about it, they weaken him when active.

god realm beat naruto at least twice when they fought and this was after the used a shitload of chackra and with his secrets almost all revealed, against the second coming of the most successful style used against him after ascending to pein, plus prep, plus an improved sage mode and longer usage.... plus that mofo had the kyuubi inside him. (minus the mission to capture, the manga would have ended)

jiraya had the chackra rod in his shoulder , sort of like naruto did also

Meh, it's safe to say that if the 'capture alive' order was not in play, Deva would never have beaten Naruto to that point.

That said, Jiraiya's best chance really is to ignore the Paths & go after Nagato, but personally, I think Nagato could hold him off with summons, chakra absorption, and Shinra Tensei, at least until the Paths arrived.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Meh, it's safe to say that if the 'capture alive' order was not in play, Deva would never have beaten Naruto to that point.
cyber sex with two condoms on is not as safe as saying that

(not that i'd know )

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Only because my statue was instilling fear in him and the Kyuubi. It's only through sheer luck that the Kyuubi came out anyway, and you got nearly got pwnd when it did.

Of course there are, but I'm waiting for you to strike at me before I use those methods. I have Itachi waiting as well, to put you in your place. peaches
Yeah, you can kick ass without it, but against another Uchiha, you know you need the Sharingan.

You're statues power is canceled out due to the Senju statue. You two are locked in an everlasting staring contest, unable to intervene.

I think it is Kabuto that has Itachi in waiting. Along with a other ninja that come in a variety of flavors. Not that they stand a chance against me, Sharingan or not. But you went running to go get the rinnegan to protect yourself.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
You have the name of a Sarutobi, and a Sarutobi protected you from those molesters. You owe everything to the Sarutobi clan, ma boi.
Damn, I have nothing that good, but I can summon the Kyuubi. estahuh

Shisui's genjutsu > your genjutsu. But I accept your proposition. I have Konan anyway so I don't need Hinata to be exclusively mine.

I have done more for that name than some random old guy mentioned once. And since when do I show gratitude to those who protect me? 313

Only when an Uzumaki gives birth have you ever summoned one. And since they so rarely get laid, you can't do it that often. awesome

I don't keep womens, just use them for however long I wish. You wouldn't believe the mess Karin and I left in your house. And I'm not even attracted to her. Think of what me and Hinata will be like. 😛

Edit: Hey Madara, guess what!

Originally posted by NemeBro
Haku is weaker than him, and we do not even know who the other two Edo Tensei'd ninja are.

Learn to be a better troll. 131

Negro pleeease. Haku would annihilate Zbzua!

Originally posted by Q99
Also, had he known the secret, he could've caught more bodies in the sage genjutsu.

The only reason the other three were deployed was because of the sage genjutsu. If he hadn't used it, he would have just kept fighting the initial three until he died.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
You're statues power is canceled out due to the Senju statue. You two are locked in an everlasting staring contest, unable to intervene.

I think it is Kabuto that has Itachi in waiting. Along with a other ninja that come in a variety of flavors. Not that they stand a chance against me, Sharingan or not. But you went running to go get the rinnegan to protect yourself.

Nah, the Senju Statue is just like the real Hashirama, my slave. Like I said, Naruto was lucky the Kyuubi came out, and even then, you nearly got pwned.

He only thinks he has Itachi. Like you, he believes he can outsmart me, but only tall blonde pretty boys are capable of outsmarting me. The closest white & black haired boys can get to outsmarting me is when they wet dream about it.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
I have done more for that name than some random old guy mentioned once. And since when do I show gratitude to those who protect me? 313

Only when an Uzumaki gives birth have you ever summoned one. And since they so rarely get laid, you can't do it that often. awesome

I don't keep womens, just use them for however long I wish. You wouldn't believe the mess Karin and I left in your house. And I'm not even attracted to her. Think of what me and Hinata will be like. 😛

Edit: Hey Madara, guess what!

Nay, you have besmirched the name Sasuke. It's only due to you having the name 'Uchiha' that people still take you somewhat seriously.
Touche.

That's only if it's sealed within an Uzumaki. Since Naruto is secretly a girl, and you are in love with Naruto, the Kyuubi will be summoned within a few months. 313

Please, the only 'sexual' experience you have had with a woman was when Karin hugged you in that forest. That mess you are talking about was just Karin trying to get you into bed. You refused, and she left you.
I at least know how to keep my women satisfied. 😛

Edit: You feel more power of 'Itachi' flowing into you?

Originally posted by psycho gundam
cyber sex with two condoms on is not as safe as saying that

(not that i'd know )

Then you agree with me.
Deva only subdued Naruto due to plot related purposes. awesome