yo' momma... [Merged]

you mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama is so ugly , they had to feed her with a slingshot

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

And last but not least.......Yo mamas pits is so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

Originally posted by bordom
O man those are some good ones! I haven't heard any new ones 🙁

Originally posted by Bun Bun
bring em on!!!
yo mama so fat she used I-75 as a slip'n slide

That doesn't make since. It has to be slick too. Do you use cement for your slip'n slide.

yo mama need to stop changing her lipstick......shes turnin my "privates" into a rainbow!

Originally posted by Bun Bun
yo mama so fat when she bent over we went into daylight savings time

Why did the chicken cross the road?

YOUR MOM!!

that's my your mom joke 😐

yo mamas so stupid when someone through a cup at her she went to the police and told them she got mugged!

I don't know if these were already said and I don't give a sh*t =/:

yo mama is so fat, she prays at Church's Chicken

yo mama is so fat, she uses a paint roller to put on her lipstick

yo mama is so stupid, she thought Hamburger Helper came with another person

yo mama is so stupid, she broke into a furniture store and slept on the ground

yo mama is so stupid, she stands on an empty bus

Yo mama goes to college

To quote the guy from Motorhead, "If my balls were on your mum's chin, where would my dick be?"

when yo mama was born..she was so ugly...they almost threw her away and kept the afterbirth

The saying "WTF??!!" first originated in a hospital. It was the first thing the midwife said to your grandmother...

Originally posted by Myth
That doesn't make since. It has to be slick too. Do you use cement for your slip'n slide.

🙄 😂 ur not susposed to think bout it too much. duh

your mom is like a vaccuum:

she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.

Originally posted by Frosty Beverage
your mom is like a vaccuum:

she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.

😂

yo mama is my jeep I ride it around.