yo' momma... [Merged]

Your mama's so skinny she can use a Dorito as a hang glider

your moms so dumb, under her job application where it says sex, she wrote, yes please

your mama is so ugly the psyciatrist makes her lie face down

your mama is so ugly the bank turns off the surveillence when she walks inside

your mama is so fat free willy got jealous (the stupidest one ever yet it's so funny!)

your mama is so fat she needs a sock for each toe

your mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it

your momma is soo fat they give her a group discount at sizzler

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

I think they are pretty funny! 😆

bring em on!!!
yo mama so fat she used I-75 as a slip'n slide

yo mama so nasty she drank my urine.

I saw your mama kicking a can down the street, when i asked her what she was doing, she said moving house

😑

yo mama so fat when she bent over we went into daylight savings time

Yo mamma is so ugly that she has to hang steaks around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.

Yo mama is so fat she wears an asteroid belt.

Yo mamma is so fat that when she goes outside in high heels......she strikes oil.

yo mama is like a gun, one cock and she's ready to blow

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

O man those are some good ones! I haven't heard any new ones 🙁

Yo mama so old that we found god's signature in her yearbook!!!

Your moms like a big mac Greasy, 100 % fat, and costs under a buck

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.