yo' momma... [Merged]

yo mama is so poor, i went over ur house for dinner and she sed how many peas do i want. i sed 1, she sed damn ur greedy!

Please continue 😄

fell into a river and created a flood

Originally posted by Council#13
fell into a river and created a flood

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can eat her own head

Your mum is so fat.............she jumped down the grand canyon and got STUCK

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Originally posted by Council#13
can eat her own head

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yeah, i saw Team America World Police, and I'm obsessed with eating heads

Originally posted by Council#13
yeah, i saw Team America World Police, and I'm obsessed with eating heads

😐 Rrrriiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhtttttttt

✅ i see you understand! 💃

... got cut and bled gravy.

holy moley great sig D-Double!!!!!

.... so ugly she scares blind kids during halloween

Thanks, ma man.

... had to kill a whole herd of cattle to make her leather jacket.

not ANOTHER merged thread!

your mums so poor i went to her house once, steped on a cigi and she said " who put out the heating!"

your mum took o bath in the dead sea, hence the name.

Yo mama's so fat, she laid on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back into the sea.

Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!"

Yo mama so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everybody!

Originally posted by Soth
Why did the chicken cross the road?

YOUR MOM!

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Your mom makes better threads then this.

Yo momma so fat she has to go on a diet!

Yer Mama's so black, when she steps out of her car, the oil light comes on!