yo mama jokes are stupid. In britain we say yer mam.
I told yer mam to act her age and she died.
When yer mam goes on a weighing scales it says "one at a time please".
yer mam's so hairy when you were born you got carpet burn.
yer mam's so heavy they trip her up to make quarries.
yer mam's so fat when she went to Hiwaii* she got caught between Russia and Antarctica
..off the top of my head.
*can't spell it.
Yo momma is like a hardware store- 5 cents a screw,
Yo mama is like the pilsbery doughboy, everybody pokes her
Yo momma's so fat, when she tripped in Ohio, Tokyo had an aftershock.
Yo mamma's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mommas so fat when she stepped on the scale she saw her phone number!
Your mum\'s so fat her legs look like spoiled milk - white and chunky.
Yo Mamma is so old, they had to take her tampon to the natural history museum to find out what period it came from.
Yo mammas so fat, when she ordered a water bed they put a blaket over the atlantic ocean.
Yo mamma's so fat when she went swimming in the ocean the whales statred to sing "we are family"
Your mamma is so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob because she thought it would help his unemployment.
Yo mamma so fat she has to do Slip & Slide on the 405 freeway.
Your mother is so stupid, she thought CHICKEN POT PIE was a fraternity!
Your mother is so dumb, she thinks MCI was a rapper.
i got a few
yo momma so stupid she went to a store shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said "i got the power"
yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu (i have had people ask me what ragu is ad it is a pasta sauce)
yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in the third age
yo momma so old if u slit her throat dust would come out
yo momma so fat a toaster is her beeper
Yo momma so fat she seen a school bus and ran after it yelling stop that twinkie.
Yo momma so fat she had a red dress on an walked outside and everyone yelled hey koolade.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so fat she sat on the toilet and the toilet said abcdefg get yo fat butt off of me.
You mamma is so fat, she went to swim in the ocean and the tide came in!
Your mamma is so fat her blood type is rocky road!
Your mamma is so ugly, the tide wouldnt even take her out!
Your sister is so ugly I thought she was your mamma!
Your mama is so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it!
Originally posted by xyz jedi
yo mama jokes are stupid. In britain we say yer mam.I told yer mam to act her age and she died.
When yer mam goes on a weighing scales it says "one at a time please".
yer mam's so hairy when you were born you got carpet burn.
yer mam's so heavy they trip her up to make quarries.
yer mam's so fat when she went to Hiwaii* she got caught between Russia and Antarctica
..off the top of my head.*can't spell it.
In england, they may say that. Don't generalise Scotland.
In the part of Scotland, I'm from it is "Yer Maw!"