Jla vs X-men

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Superman is pansy pussy, He was always invincible crap, untill he got beat like a little bit*ch by a giant Rock turd. So before you get on me about nightcrawler not being in the same league, explain why superman can be beat like a used two dollar whore on sailor night. and nightcrawler can keep up with the same league as Omega red Juggernaut, Gladiator. It's called teamwork man, the X-men live on team work. Superman was always a one man stomping machine. I mean why would i waste my money buying x-men when i have superman who is all mighty invincible , ahh yeah thats because he's not

The x-men heros have gone up against foes that would rock supermans world in a mind boggling way, yet they always seem to hold there own, on there own when times call upon it. It is the team that would shatter superman's pussi'ness invincibility. Either way you cant argue that Superman could even think about taking on the The X-man, or legion, Phoenix would spank superman all the way back to krypton's dream

Quit being a punk and actually read DC before you make stupid remarks.

RagesRemorse, WTF? Have u actualy read any JLA comics let alone any DC comics?

Storm makes it nice a foggy, superman cant see, Nightcrawler telports into superman 's vacinety and grabs his head and teleports elsewhere

Superman was always a one man stomping machine

or woverine shanks him with his adamantium

And the fact that ur only considering Superman is complete and utter bs. GL, WonderWoman, MM and even Flash are capable of taking out most of the xmen. This fight should be narrowed down to a team of 7 or 8. But if u want we can include everyone who has been on JLA and in the xmen. But then u'd be up against, 8? or so GL's from the GL corpse, 3,4 versions of the flash, 2 hawkmen, The Phantom Stranger, Hawkgirl, Black canary, Captain Marvel, Plastic Man, 2 Green Arrows, 3 Steels, Plastic Man, Metamorpho, Orion, Zauriel, oh... yea i should stop there, and thats not even including the likes of Superman and MM. I think the xmen have their hands full.

That would be tight to see Superman and Captain marvel team up to take out the X MEN they would beat the before the XMEN would even have a chance to blink ex if it was Superman and Captain Marvel from Kingdom Come.

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You all really took me serious? 😆

Of course i have read Dc comics, I have been a comci fan since i can remember, which give me the right to make shit up around a certain characters abilities. Just because a character wouldnt do somthing, doesnt mean they cant do it.

I said superman was always a one man stomping machine, because he was and is. In the superman comics. He was never apart of the JLA. the justice league exists in the JL comics. and only intertwine when the writers see fit. just like things happen in amazing spiderman, that never happend in the spectacular spiderman. Or the uncanny x-men, and The X-men. In the comic universe Heros can exist on two or three different time and story lines at any time. I hate superman and JLA. They are pussified invulnerable boring crap, but i dont over look their abilities, only when ibash there suckiness in abiased argument. pick up a dictionary and look up the term sarcasm. Superman is a overated pansy who cant even beat a dumbass rock. 💃

By dumbass rock i guess u are refering to Doomsday who he actually did manage to beat if u would of read the comic and Doomsday would destroy the X men easily.

Storm makes it nice a foggy, superman cant see, Nightcrawler telports into superman 's vacinety and grabs his head and teleports elsewhere

could possible be the dumbest things ever said in comics.

1. only thing superman cant see through is lead
2. nightcrawler doesnt teleport body parts he teleports whatever he grabs
3. very unlikely he can separate superman's head from his body when beams that can seperate atoms hasnt been able to separate a finger off superman

or woverine shanks him with his adamantium
while i beleive adamantium could pierce superman, wolverine lacks the strength, it would take someone like thor or hulk with adamantium to pierce superman

A has Superman, You guys need to watch the OLD SUPERFREINDS SHOW, Supes can mend the mood back as one, He can mend torn apart worlds and mend them back. No one on the X Men can do that.

Superman currently has split a moon in half with one punch , has moved a moon and pluto, defeated a living planet, etc

Superman? Shit superman couldnt take the left nut of X-man your right he wouldnt , superman is not gay, now that gay x-man known as northstar would lovingly take both

Shit Juggeranut would bash the shit out of superman

currently juggernaut is weaker than colossus was, and the original juggernaut still has never done the same strength feats like superman and to top it off, he's slow, and all he has is strenght, while supes has strength advantage, speed advantage, energy projection advantage(heat vision), flight, super breath, torquasm vo (Kryptonian astral warrior skill) and supersenses

X-Men have 4 or 5 geniuses, one of them would bring kryptonite to the fight. After that, the JLA is castrated. And I'm not joking,

either your joking or your retarded, cause how the hell would the x-men know superman's weakness and since it doesnt exist in marvel , how the hell would they know where to get some, even in DC there are only a handfull of samples

No what are you talking about, X-man would devesate them all with a blast from another dimension while Pheonix colects there asshes and sprinkles them into a side pocket of darkness,All the while Xavier TRansmits into the JLA memories that Ice MAn , Gambit, Wolverine, Storm, Collosus, Cable and a PIssed off summers laid the imimediate ass stomping of a life on them. JLA are pansy heros in tights, though they are occasional kick asser's of the realm, they are undoubtedly the pansy's Who love tghts

well since clairmont got them wearing tights again, i guess the x-men love them too.

Phoenix the entity wasnt an x-man / jean grey or rachel can tap into the phoenix force but have yet to show the same level of power that the entity did.

even the entity would have some trouble turning them into ash, u think the JLA doesnt deal with cosmic threats??

The JLA are a cosmic/earth response team, the x-men are a mutant threat response team, BIG, HUGE DIFFERENCE

I think the X-men have more heavy hitters than the JLA but there are some heroes in the league that could dust off the X-MEN single handedly before they put together their first strategy

other than batman, all the JLA'ers are Heavy Hitters, wonder woman, martian manhunter, superman can take out teams on their own , superman took out everyone on earth in "King of the World" storyline

For example, the Flash could probably vibrate his hand through all of their brains before Xavier could call all of the X-MEN to action. The Flash isn't even a heavy hitter power wise

wrong , power wise Flash has the potential to surpass all of them, first he has his infinity mass punch, he took a white martian(close to the same strenght as superman) with one punch, cant be attacked telepathically cause his mind is moving at the same speed he is, can vibrate objects and can vibrate through people or objects exploding them in the process, can lend or take away speed travels at light speed , if he decided to lend light speed to a rock , when that rock would hit, it would hit like a nuke bomb

hes more on the levels of Jean Grey but he isnt on the level of Xavier or Phoenix
Martian manhunter is on the level of Xavier, he can reach out to all the minds on earth with no use of a mechanical devise like prof x (cerebro) he can use his telepathy on a subatomic level , something prof x has never done, he can use his telepathy from the moon, while prof x cant pass 270 miles without serious strain (check 2004 x-man handbook) u must have never read jla or martian manhunter to have made such a poor statemen

yeah but if you include Phoenix and/or Apocalypse...hes gone...because he is vulnerable to telepathy Aplocalypse is not an x-man

Im going to have to say the X-MEN just because they have prof. x and he could take out everyone mentally

He can only take out one person at a time( read 2004 x-men handbook) , he would be to busy fighting manhunter, prof x is a one trick pony, he's physically weak and cant walk, he has to be in the present of that person to take him out, superman, manhunter, green lantern any of these gus can take him from afar fast, flash would take him out before he can blink.if he just battled manhunter they would be tied up mentally then manhunter brings in his other atributes, speed, strength, heat vision, invisibility, intangibility, flight, shapeshifting, and its over for prof x before it started

the x-men in all their splendor and powers have only stalemated juggernaut until prof x comes in.

but yet somehow u people think that they can take out the combination of superman, martian manhunter, wonder woman (second only to superman in the strength department), flash, green lantern, aquaman, batman, firestorm, plastic man or any combinations of JLA members that i mentioned in the past.

be honest it be a miracle if they can take out superman let alone manhunter, who according to superman manhunter is the most powerful guy in dc

Okay, who in the hell thought of this thread. As much as I like the X-Men, ain't no way in a cold hell that they can match th JLA. I'm not even a big JLA fan and I know this. JLA can pretty much outmatch X-Men with whatever they through at them. Even if you throw Colossus in for strength, Superman still has that in spades, along with his heat vision, cold breath, blah blah blah. And lets see any of them match Flash in speed. And telepaths, Martian Manhunter can counter that. Telekinesis even, I'd go with Green Lantern any day. And don't forget the master strategist, Batman. I could probably get more into it if I had the time. Now X-Men could give it a good fight, and they'd be especially lucky if the Phoenix Force took Jean in the middle of the fight, but's just outmatched by DC's most outpowered team. Now if it were the Avengers, then that's a totally different story.

And as far as Juggernaut goes, the original of course, Supes wold still be hard pressed to beat him. Strength and speed are his only advantages, everything else is useless against Juggernaut. And flight, yeah he has it, but he has to come down to actually fight Juggernaut at some point. Yeah, he hasn't pulled any of the feats that Supes has (which would be impossible physics wise). The fight would be close to the same as Doomsday, except Superman can't kill Juggernaut with whatever he throws at him. And pushing planets, I always thought that was bullshit by the way. The ground should crumble wherever his hands are trying to push, and if anything, make him go though the planet rather than push it. That's just my view on it though, damn DC. And JLA still takes this fight regardless.

Xmen would f*ck JLA up

i'd have to agree with trons post. the jla is a team of dcs best heroes, the x-men are not. i love the x-men but the only team with a hope of standing up to the jla would have to include the likes of the hulk, thor, phoenix and silver surfer. then it would be an interesting battle

The only team in Marvel that can, and have stood up to the JLA is the Avengers.

The x-men r so obvious outclassed by the JLA as stated by numerous people.

In the superman comics. He was never apart of the JLA. the justice league exists in the JL comics. and only intertwine when the writers see fit

Originally posted by Magee
The only team in Marvel that can, and have stood up to the JLA is the Avengers.

The x-men r so obvious outclassed by the JLA as stated by numerous people.
Yea. I mean u dont see the xmen turn up all the time in Wolverine comics or the avengers turn up in Spiderman comics when new york is being demolished. Its their comic, they r there to save the world or watever it is there doing....

The world isnt threatned in every issue of the X-men, but when it is they are of course on there own again saving the world, and at the same time fighting the humans they are trying to save. I dont know how you can say that the X-men cannot compete with the JLA they are far more powerful than the JLA excluding superman, but a below par telepath could destroy superman. Of course this is assuming we can pick and choose which x-men we wnat to go up against the JLA, now if you say only one branch of the x-men can fight them such as blue team or glod team, then we have a different conversation. Saying the x-men are not in the same league as the JLA is absurd. not only do you have the x-men, you have the x-force, and the x-factor. However i would say the x-men and the x-force against the JLA would just be overkill, it would only take the X-men team to conquer the pansies of JLA.

Also, i think silver surfer and the pairing of dark Phoenix and or thor would be enough to take down the JLA.

Superman wins this one. On his OWN.

Urgh, man I hate that being the truth.

Jla

True, any telepath could deal with Superman, but they'd have to deal with Martian Manhunter first, and Green Lantern to an extent. Other than that, Supes, Manhunter, and Wonder Woman has them outmuscled. No one's catching Flash. And with Batman on support, it's hard to top that. Although Batman's the only individual that Wolverine has a chance against, and has the advantage due to his adamantium and healing factor, knowing Batman he'll pull some kind of Bat-non hard adamantium spray bullsh*t out of his belt (well, not really, but he'll probably have something in that belt to help him out. As much as I like the X-Men, they are just outmatched, YES, outmatched. Unless someone can explain just how they can counter each JLA member, I don't see them winning.

And whoever brought X-Force and X-Factor into this, remember this is an X-Men/JLA fight. It's like someone trying to bring in JSA or Teen Titans.

These contest is useless unless you specify which incarnation of the X-Men/JLA are fighting, or if its everyone who has ever joined X-Men/JLA. If it is the latter then my money would be on the X-Men simply because they have some of the most powerful psychic, not to mention that they have number on thier side and also a very diverse power so they have a greater chance of finding something that will work on others.

Does anyone know if Rouge's power would work on anyone in DC universe, because if it does then she could probably get a hold of Superman and drain his power before he knows what is happening. Professor X could then probably desable Green Lantern and Flash long enough for someone to knock out Flash and take GL's ring. Cyclops could keep the Martian busy while rouge with her new found power could end up taking on Wonder woman and then all the other X-Men can take on the other JLA.... (Batman would be the wild card but I don't know if even he has a protection against psychics)

On the other hand Flash could take out Professor X while the Martian protects him from his psychic attack, and if Rouge's draining power does not work on Superman then the X-Men will be in trouble....

isn't Rogue's & Superman's powers very similar 😑

No one would ever catch the flash? Umm what about quicksilver, or more obviously nightcrawler?

Ok to be fair i will stick with your average and known x-men team. I mean if i would break out of these choices here, it would be a slaughter on JLA. X-man could singlehandedly take down superman, and martian manhunter. thats beside the point though for i will stick to the most well known team. I will also only address the powerfull members in JLA,because i am sure we would all agree that the lesser member are no match for the x-men.

Psylocke,Phoenix, Xavier would all be more than enough to take down superman, and greenlanter. There is no way getting around this. you can't argue that three of the most powerfull telepaths would not be able to destroy superman or green lantern. Considering that supes or lantern would be able to take down one of these three telepaths, which is very possible, you still have two more to deal with. Phoenix is physically very strong, not mention as agile as superman. Psylocke is a bad ass reincarnated ninja bit*ch with a psionic slash that can rival any punch from JLA super stars. Xavier well he is the top of the list for being a powerfull telepath.

Wolverine, Iceman, Gambit, Beast, Cyclops, Archangel,storm,collosus and nightcrawler would be MORE than enough. To deal with wonderwoman, flash, martian and aquaman. With plenty left over to lend a hand to the three ass whooping telepaths and make supes and greenlantern out to look like second rate comic hero's.As for batman, well come on now let's get serious. i wasnt going to even mention him. The only thing he would offer, is teamwork untill he got killed early on. There really is no need to go an in depth comparisons of the two teams powers and abilities,because in the end the only hero's that really show any REAL competition for the X-men would be supes and green lantern, but of course you have the three telepaths abilites that cant be argued. even just psylocke, and phoenix would be enough to contend with them, or xavier, jean, and psylocke. Fool yourselves all you want, but in the end the results are very one sided in the x-mens favour.

Originally posted by Paola
isn't Rogue's & Superman's powers very similar 😑

He is much more stronger, faster, and has the super hearing and the eye beam....

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
No one would ever catch the flash? Umm what about quicksilver, or more obviously nightcrawler?

Flash is tooo fast for them... after all he has been known to reach almost light speed. If anyone can take him it has to be the psychics and they have to take him out fast, anyone else he will see coming and go into super speed.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Wolverine, Iceman, Gambit, Beast, Cyclops, Archangel,storm,collosus and nightcrawler would be MORE than enough. To deal with wonderwoman, flash, martian and aquaman.

You do know that Wonder Woman is very powerful don't you... I don't think any of those people can take her (she is ment to be the daughter of a goddess after all). As I said before Flash is too fast for these lot to take care of. He could probably run fast and take Cyclops visor before he knew what was happening (taking him out of the match). Are you also aware of the fact that the Martian is also a psychic, with shapeshifting ability and is also very strong (his real weakness is fire and with Cyclops out of the contest there is not much that these lineup can do to him). Also you have completely forgotten about Batman, which can come back to hunt you (God knows it has been the downfall of a number of villans).

If they fought your way they would loose in the end. The first thing you should have done was deal with the speeders (Flash/Superman) because the X-Men don't really have people that can match their speed. So the psychics should take care of them first or they will be finished as soon as the Martian relises that there are psychics among the X-Men he will send a telephatic message to the Flash and Superman about them and they will be out before they know it.

Then you deal with the big hitters (GL, Wonder Woman and the Martian). For the Martian you should send any fire power Mutant (I think Cyclops should do fine), while you send two or three powerful X-Men against GL and Wonder Woman with maybe a bit of help from the psychicly controlled Superman/Flash. But you must never forget about Batman and should send three or four X-Men after him at the biggining of the fight (probably Beast, Nightcrawler and Archangle).