Ok, right now i have to play the neutral party. Both male and female genders have their popularity-is-everything, think-with-my-d!ck/v@gina, I-am-everything-the-opposite-gender-is-looking-for-in-a-man/woman idiots, and i have no qualms about saying so. However, i am also aware of the males and females that are really intelligent, can hold their own in a debate about anything, and think about whatever they want to. It is fun to jest and poke fun, but seriously, generalizations are just that, general, and do not encompass even a quarter of the population.
*steps off soap-box* so, where was i?
Originally posted by JediHDM
Ok, right now i have to play the neutral party. Both male and female genders have their popularity-is-everything, think-with-my-d!ck/v@gina, I-am-everything-the-opposite-gender-is-looking-for-in-a-man/woman idiots, and i have no qualms about saying so. However, i am also aware of the males and females that are really intelligent, can hold their own in a debate about anything, and think about whatever they want to. It is fun to jest and poke fun, but seriously, generalizations are just that, general, and do not encompass even a quarter of the population.*steps off soap-box* so, where was i?
You know, I think I could get to like you.....
Re: Re: Re: Battle Of The Sexes
Originally posted by Syren
Alright, @sshole, you asked for it.First of all, when using the words "Venus" and "Mars", I was speaking hypothetically. If you so called "men" even bothered to pick up a book once in a while you would know what I'm talking about.
Book --> You know, those funny looking things with what we women like to call 'pages'.
Second, I know there's no oxygen on Venus, because, simply put, if there was, we'd be there, leaving all of you inferior beings down here to continue polluting the Earth with your disgusting bottom-noises, cigars and washed-once-a-month-socks. That don't even need to be in pairs. And do you know why they're never washed? Coz you insensitive buggers wear them to bed. While you are making love.
As for the pent-up frustration, silly of me to believe a male would think it was for any other reason that PMT. For your information, we don't only get upset over hair, nails, make-up and periods. We do have other issues to think about. @ss. And I hate romantic movies, especially the ones with Meg sodding Ryan.
Oh, and PS: I don't save up for my underwear (which costs a hell of a lot more than $7.95). My respectful, loaded boyfriends buy them for me. Looks like we already have most of you doing our bidding.
And BF? You are right about one thing, I did ask for it. Unfortunately, being a male, you couldn't deliver. Stands to reason really, you lot are numero uno at anti-climaxes.
Oh no! I had no idea that the venus, mars crap was hypothetical. You sure showed me on that one. Also assuming I don't know what a "book" is for no ther reason then a lack of a relevant comeback to anything I said is very very silly. Strangely enough, I see more guys reading real books then girls, who spend most of their time reading bad romance novels and gossip filled magazines about people they will never meet, but are still interested in.
Pollition, interesting defense there. I see far more women throwing garbage out of their car window during their morning commute then guys. Also, you don't think the big industrial machines that make your precious make up/shoes/clothing accesorries ect. pollute the earth? This is one thing that I think it's safe to say is equally at fault with both sexes. Also, you'd go to venus if there was oxygen? How would you get there? With a ship a group of MEN built. Sure, you women could theoretically build one, but you'd quit as soon as your eyeliner got smidged. Then you'd go inside to clean up but get distracted by the latest Soap Operah about some witches who fall in love with a wealthy batchelor. Or the latest reality show about some women being payed to marry a batchlor/midget/giant/dog/rodent/carne ect. Also when it lauched you'd see the blinking "check engine" light flashing, but ignore it in hopes that it will go away or that your husband will fix it.
No, you don't only get upset over nails, hair, make up and what not, but that doesn't mean you don't get upset over those things. What are the other things you get upset about? "Oh darn, Linda is going to marry Mark on Passions, little does she know that he's her grandson. Stop Linda!"
As far as that sexual innuendo about the anti climactic male: Hey, it's tough to do all the work while you lie there impatiently waiting for us to finish up, all the while trying to satisfy urges for you, as ours go unsatisfied because "you have a stomach ache and don't feel like doing anything tonight for us", but that doesn't mean we shouldn't go down and try to pleasure you in some way. Hell, it's easier then disapointing you and listening to you guys ***** and moan for the rest of the night.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Battle Of The Sexes
Originally posted by BackFire
Oh no! I had no idea that the venus, mars crap was hypothetical. You sure showed me on that one. Also assuming I don't know what a "book" is for no ther reason then a lack of a relevant comeback to anything I said is very very silly. Strangely enough, I see more guys reading real books then girls, who spend most of their time reading bad romance novels and gossip filled magazines about people they will never meet, but are still interested in.Pollition, interesting defense there. I see far more women throwing garbage out of their car window during their morning commute then guys. Also, you don't think the big industrial machines that make your precious make up/shoes/clothing accesorries ect. pollute the earth? This is one thing that I think it's safe to say is equally at fault with both sexes. Also, you'd go to venus if there was oxygen? How would you get there? With a ship a group of MEN built. Sure, you women could theoretically build one, but you'd quit as soon as your eyeliner got smidged. Then you'd go inside to clean up but get distracted by the latest Soap Operah about some witches who fall in love with a wealthy batchelor. Or the latest reality show about some women being payed to marry a batchlor/midget/giant/dog/rodent/carne ect. Also when it lauched you'd see the blinking "check engine" light flashing, but ignore it in hopes that it will go away or that your husband will fix it.
No, you don't only get upset over nails, hair, make up and what not, but that doesn't mean you don't get upset over those things. What are the other things you get upset about? "Oh darn, Linda is going to marry Mark on Passions, little does she know that he's her grandson. Stop Linda!"
As far as that sexual innuendo about the anti climactic male: Hey, it's tough to do all the work while you lie there impatiently waiting for us to finish up, all the while trying to satisfy urges for you, as ours go unsatisfied because "you have a stomach ache and don't feel like doing anything tonight for us", but that doesn't mean we shouldn't go down and try to pleasure you in some way. Hell, it's easier then disapointing you and listening to you guys ***** and moan for the rest of the night.
LMFAO 😆 😆
Re: Re: Re: Re: Battle Of The Sexes
Originally posted by BackFire
Oh no! I had no idea that the venus, mars crap was hypothetical. You sure showed me on that one. Also assuming I don't know what a "book" is for no ther reason then a lack of a relevant comeback to anything I said is very very silly. Strangely enough, I see more guys reading real books then girls, who spend most of their time reading bad romance novels and gossip filled magazines about people they will never meet, but are still interested in.Pollition, interesting defense there. I see far more women throwing garbage out of their car window during their morning commute then guys. Also, you don't think the big industrial machines that make your precious make up/shoes/clothing accesorries ect. pollute the earth? This is one thing that I think it's safe to say is equally at fault with both sexes. Also, you'd go to venus if there was oxygen? How would you get there? With a ship a group of MEN built. Sure, you women could theoretically build one, but you'd quit as soon as your eyeliner got smidged. Then you'd go inside to clean up but get distracted by the latest Soap Operah about some witches who fall in love with a wealthy batchelor. Or the latest reality show about some women being payed to marry a batchlor/midget/giant/dog/rodent/carne ect. Also when it lauched you'd see the blinking "check engine" light flashing, but ignore it in hopes that it will go away or that your husband will fix it.
No, you don't only get upset over nails, hair, make up and what not, but that doesn't mean you don't get upset over those things. What are the other things you get upset about? "Oh darn, Linda is going to marry Mark on Passions, little does she know that he's her grandson. Stop Linda!"
As far as that sexual innuendo about the anti climactic male: Hey, it's tough to do all the work while you lie there impatiently waiting for us to finish up, all the while trying to satisfy urges for you, as ours go unsatisfied because "you have a stomach ache and don't feel like doing anything tonight for us", but that doesn't mean we shouldn't go down and try to pleasure you in some way. Hell, it's easier then disapointing you and listening to you guys ***** and moan for the rest of the night.
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1st point (books) --> I agree.
2nd point (pollution) --> I agree.
3rd point (PMT) --> I agree.
Last point (innuendoes) --> OI! I thought it was pretty good, cheeky.
My work here is done.
Originally posted by Syren
Meow!Steady boys, retract those claws.......
OK, present company really isn't giving me any good stuff.
I guess if I wanted a real B!tch fight I should have gone straight for the women.
Really should have known that (most) men don't have the stamina, just gotta go on their performance in the sack.
Them's fightin words. And you do realise what that means....
*pulls out while glove. Slaps Syren (gently as possible) in the face with it. I challenge thee wench.
I am man, hear me piss all over your womanly roar.
Originally posted by Peloquin
Them's fightin words. And you do realise what that means....*pulls out while glove. Slaps Syren (gently as possible) in the face with it. I challenge thee wench.
I am man, hear me piss all over your womanly roar.
*grabs your white glove mid-slap, yanks you towards me and kisses you passionately*
Piss on that, Man.......
Originally posted by JediHDM
😒 Alright, i'm all about the fun and games, but, seriously, you don't slap a woman, and you DON'T call her a wench.
*walks up to Peloquin and punches him in the jaw* Take it back.
*sees Jedi punch Pel*
Oh, Hell No!!!
*jumps on Jedi and bites him on the ear*
Pel's a very close friend of mine, you got it?
*jumps off Jedi and takes deep breath*
OK, thanks for being all gentlemanly, but Pel hasn't got a line not to cross naughty
Originally posted by Syren
*grabs your white glove mid-slap, yanks you towards me and kisses you passionately*Piss on that, Man.......
Damn you...that's no fair....dirty tricks....must resist...ahh to hell with it. We Men do it all for that. Every war... every hut we've built since the dawn of time...all for a kiss. And they know it too. 🙂 Ahhh woman...what would we do without you.