Battle Of The Sexes

Started by LarryTheArch28 pages

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Originally posted by leatherface12
It sucks being younge. 🙁

Follow Peloquin young one.

For he will teach you the ways.......

Originally posted by Syren
*sees Jedi punch Pel*

Oh, Hell No!!!

*jumps on Jedi and bites him on the ear*

Pel's a very close friend of mine, you got it?

*jumps off Jedi and takes deep breath*

OK, thanks for being all gentlemanly, but Pel hasn't got a line not to cross naughty

😮 ...i...um...what...d@mn. *touches ear, feels blood run down finger tips...* i guess that'll teach me to be gentlemanly again...

Originally posted by LarryTheArch
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Yeah well at least we dont have to work LTA. 😛

Originally posted by JediHDM
😮 ...i...um...what...d@mn. *touches ear, feels blood run down finger tips...* i guess that'll teach me to be gentlemanly again...

*pulls silk hankie out of bra*

C'mere you.......

Originally posted by Syren
Follow Peloquin young one.

For he will teach you the ways.......

* follows peloquin * Hey sir can you help me learn the ways of the wise? 🙂

Originally posted by Syren
*pulls silk hankie out of bra*

C'mere you.......

😱 ok...

good point. And we dont have to worry about giving birth

Originally posted by LarryTheArch
good point. And we dont have to worry about giving birth

We younge people rule! 🤘 lol

*sits Jedi on stool and gently cradles his head in hand*

It'll only sting for a second.......

*softly dabs away excess blood*

Oh, it's a tiny cut sweetie, you'll live......

*kisses Jedi on forehead*

Forgiven?

😱 *faints with a 😄 *

wow jedi has been here for a few days, and Syren is already all over him. Big surprise 🙄 coughjealouscouh 😖hifty:

whadya mean, been here for a few days? i been here for the past 9 months...even if i took a 3 month hiatus...but still...what's your point?

in the OTF i mean

Originally posted by leatherface12
* follows peloquin * Hey sir can you help me learn the ways of the wise? 🙂

Well my friend it's like this....

Women need us. They need us to reflect to them the creatures that they are. You see we go and build breath taking castles for them, huge palaces that stand the test of time shining in golden magnificence. We place woman in these palaces and turn to them and say that all around them pales in comparison to their beauty. We tell them this and they turn to us and lovingly say "damn right and don't you forget it". In turn letting us know our place. Ours is to impress, theirs is to be impressed. It's the great circle of life. And if you believe that I've got a lovely investment scheme you might be interested in 🙂

I'd love to stay on and debate this, unfortunately I'm at work and gummy bunnies wait for no man.

And what?

I'm a quick worker.

I see something I like, I get it.

Capisce?

Oh God, I need my bed, night guys x x x

*hugs all the guys*

yes Syren Ciao, Capish, good night, whatever new word you've come up with.

Originally posted by Peloquin
Well my friend it's like this....

Women need us. They need us to reflect to them the creatures that they are. You see we go and build breath taking castles for them, huge palaces that stand the test of time shining in golden magnificence. We place woman in these palaces and turn to them and say that all around them pales in comparison to their beauty. We tell them this and they turn to us and lovingly say "damn right and don't you forget it". In turn letting us know our place. Ours is to impress, theirs is to be impressed. It's the great circle of life. And if you believe that I've got a lovely investment scheme you might be interested in 🙂

I'd love to stay on and debate this, unfortunately I'm at work and gummy bunnies wait for no man.

Ok thanks o wise one. 😛

Originally posted by Peloquin
Well my friend it's like this....

Women need us. They need us to reflect to them the creatures that they are. You see we go and build breath taking castles for them, huge palaces that stand the test of time shining in golden magnificence. We place woman in these palaces and turn to them and say that all around them pales in comparison to their beauty. We tell them this and they turn to us and lovingly say "damn right and don't you forget it". In turn letting us know our place. Ours is to impress, theirs is to be impressed. It's the great circle of life. And if you believe that I've got a lovely investment scheme you might be interested in 🙂

I'd love to stay on and debate this, unfortunately I'm at work and gummy bunnies wait for no man.

One thing before I go......

You better be writing some of that sweet-ass shit on TPE my good man.

And Investment Scheme?

Perlease, you know the Gummies wouldn't like that ❌

Oh, one more thing.......

"I'M damn right, and don't you forget it!"

I bid you all, Adieu x x x

😆 lol