The "Talk that sounds perverted, but isn't" Thread

What are you looking at? 😖hifty:

You missed that hole! Fill it up with some caulk! 😉

stop pushing so hard, can't you see it doesn't fit? 😕

Pull that large penis out of my butthole right now! 😖hifty:

It will be a ride of your life...I promise we will protect ourselves...I'm sure it won't hurt...I'm even ready to pay...so are we going to amusement park or not?

Come down my back passage... its a bit dirty, but I don't get many people in, so I never bother cleaning it out... yes, it is a bit tight...

Originally posted by big gay kirk
Come down my back passage... its a bit dirty, but I don't get many people in, so I never bother cleaning it out... yes, it is a bit tight...

Its not my fault I live in an old terraced house....

I can usually squeeze two in....

But only if they're small....

"look at the size of that thing."
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Koz, a new low! 🙂

will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?

My friend works in a sweet factory, and his official title is "Fudge Packer..."

thats sick.

Tell that Cadbury's.....

You gotta smack it harder, or else it won't spray!

You came in that thing?

i was gonna post that!!!!^^^^^

I got cum in my eye!