The "Talk that sounds perverted, but isn't" Thread

Started by WindDancer5 pages
WindDancer THE LOOSE CANNON

OMG this is too hard!

The Force Holy Hypocrits!
Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
you missed a spot

oops my bad *uses 2 finger and a big flashlight to recheck for damage* 馃槈

big gay kirk Senior Member

Can I have a look at Uranus?

Shadowskill The Mourning Sage

Can you help me find the missing piece?

silver_tears Senior Member

don't stick that there

Shadowskill The Mourning Sage

put that thing away!

JKozzy Agent Kozzy

Oh my, I swear it never does that...

<<Solo>> Senior Member

Why are you slapping me with that no,no,no zip that back up.

StinkFist462 Your Mom

gah that shaft wont budge !

rock out loud Senior Member

WHAT DO YOU PUT IT IN YOUR MOUNT AND SUCK
.................................................A STRAW WHAT DID YOU THINK ?

the Vee Visiting

lol suck it and see 馃槈

wuTa Senior Member

that thing makes me wet

sfighter17 Gitaroo Man

What just poked me?

the Vee Visiting

oh thats mayonnaise...
atleast i think its mayonnaise 馃槙

sfighter17 Gitaroo Man

That right there just turns me on!!! 馃懣

The Force Holy Hypocrits!

*shakes head in shame* and yes i mean the head where my brain is 馃槢

the Vee Visiting

that doesnt rule anything out 馃槢
Ahh see now my hands are covered! thanks a lot i just wanted a tissue!

(when i say atchoo listen!)

sfighter17 Gitaroo Man

What do you mean doctor there is a rash.

The Force Holy Hypocrits!

*slaps all the girls butts* i hope that wasn't to perverted 馃槜 馃槈 pimp

the Vee Visiting

i didnt know my leg would bend that way