The "Talk that sounds perverted, but isn't" Thread

Originally posted by Linkalicious
stop pushing so hard, can't you see it doesn't fit? 😕

😂 🤣

Originally posted by burlyman
Koz, a new low! 🙂

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a white horse fell in the mud.

you got to widen the hole so it will fit.

you got to lick it before you stick it.

i cant get it up

Give me a hard one this time.

great 😐

Put your fingers in and pull the hair out...

That was when I was telling drunk_nazgul to clean out her hair brush. My whole class stared at me...

😂

Pull it out! Pull it out! I don't want to get dirty!

Where is this coming from? Who has done it?

He pulled his hands out and they were disgusting... he told me to taste it, but the whole thing was sooo brown... But it was good going down.

Thar she blows! 😉

basically, anything that relates to golf.

"Man, he stroked a long one"
"Nuts! I bent my shaft!"
"Hang on a second, I have to wash my balls!"

😐

I've got nobody to play with. 🙁
I'll just have to play with myself 🙂

sorry i know this txts only in polish 😛

(in an elevator)
"going down?"

I have no balls to play with 🙁

You are squeezing the creme outta the twinkie.

Cadburys Creme Eggs, How do you eat yours:
I like to lick out all of the cream with my tongue and then finger the rest of the cream out, before swallowing the rest of it whole