The "Talk that sounds perverted, but isn't" Thread

After doing this exercise you'll be rock hard!

Your not suppost to eat the cock, you've got to cook it first.

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Those are the biggest melons I've ever seen.

😕 hail to the king, baby

Luke, I'm your daddy!!!

69

He cleared the smaller strands first, making the hole big enough to accompany everyone's size.
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How much harder should I push? 😐

Originally posted by TheProgramSmith
basically, anything that relates to golf.

"Man, he stroked a long one"
"Nuts! I bent my shaft!"
"Hang on a second, I have to wash my balls!"

😂 you forgot " he has a good grip on his club "

I was ****ing 5 ok?? 😠

🤨... liv....

😇 yeah??

You were f.ucking 5 what Liv?

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pinecones 😄

Ouch.

I prefer smooth.......

youre rubbing him the wrong way fool

Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
pinecones 😄

o God *checks for damage* 😗

Is it in yet?

Originally posted by The Force
o God *checks for damage* 😗

😖hifty:

you missed a spot