The "Talk that sounds perverted, but isn't" Thread

Started by sfighter175 pages

After doing this exercise you'll be rock hard!

Your not suppost to eat the cock, you've got to cook it first.

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Those are the biggest melons I've ever seen.

馃槙 hail to the king, baby

Luke, I'm your daddy!!!

69

He cleared the smaller strands first, making the hole big enough to accompany everyone's size.
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How much harder should I push? 馃槓

Originally posted by TheProgramSmith
basically, anything that relates to golf.

"Man, he stroked a long one"
"Nuts! I bent my shaft!"
"Hang on a second, I have to wash my balls!"

馃槀 you forgot " he has a good grip on his club "

I was ****ing 5 ok?? 馃槧

馃え... liv....

馃槆 yeah??

You were f.ucking 5 what Liv?

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pinecones 馃槃

Ouch.

I prefer smooth.......

youre rubbing him the wrong way fool

Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
pinecones 馃槃

o God *checks for damage* 馃槜

Is it in yet?

Originally posted by The Force
o God *checks for damage* 馃槜

馃槚hifty:

you missed a spot